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Lord_Jebus

24 Leeds, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm don't excel at talking/writing about myself so no doubt all the about me sections will be short yet sweet and filled with my dreadful attempts at humour which may or may not give you feelings of mirth.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellycopter.

That wasn't so bad, was it?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently residing in my houseshare, going to work, going to the pub, lather, rinse and repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, making an arse out of myself, procrastination, spouting off irrelevant facts and terrible jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, and then my amazingly deep voice. It is said, whenever you feel a quiver in your knickers, it is me shouting at someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music - Classic rock, so Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, UFO etc.

Shows - Firefly, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Boardwalk Empire, Fringe

Food - Anything meaty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Epiphone Thunderbird Bass

Alcohol

My Phone

The Internet

Pubs

Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rock music, why can't i ever have decent housemates and wondering shall i go to the pub.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking or working.

Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm naked underneath all these clothes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to touch my hair or see how ridiculously deep my voice is. I've been called Barry White before now.