Lord_Jebus
25 Leeds, UK
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My self-summary
I'm don't excel at talking/writing about myself so no doubt all the about me sections will be short yet sweet and filled with my dreadful attempts at humour which may or may not give you feelings of mirth.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellycopter.

That wasn't so bad, was it?
What I’m doing with my life
Currently residing in my houseshare, going to work, going to the pub, lather, rinse and repeat.
I’m really good at
My job, making an arse out of myself, procrastination, spouting off irrelevant facts and terrible jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, and then my amazingly deep voice. It is said, whenever you feel a quiver in your knickers, it is me shouting at someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Classic rock, so Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, UFO etc.

Shows - Firefly, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Boardwalk Empire, Fringe

Food - Anything meaty.
The six things I could never do without
My Epiphone Thunderbird Bass

Alcohol

My Phone

The Internet

Pubs

Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rock music, why can't i ever have decent housemates and wondering shall i go to the pub.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking or working.

Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm naked underneath all these clothes.
You should message me if
You want to touch my hair or see how ridiculously deep my voice is. I've been called Barry White before now.
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