Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential, really. My father
was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium,
with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery
mother was a 15-year-old french prostitute named Chloe with webbed
I created the test:
I am an actor, a dancer, and a doctor
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tapdancing, world domination
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How much I look like John McCain.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Minions that are not insolent.
My clone, who looks even more like John McCain than I do.
Sharks with lasers attached to their heads. Is that too much to
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