Lord_Osis
35 Torrance, CA
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My self-summary
The details of my life are quite inconsequential, really. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old french prostitute named Chloe with webbed toes.

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I am an actor, a dancer, and a doctor
I’m really good at
tapdancing, world domination
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I look like John McCain.
The six things I could never do without
Minions that are not insolent.
My kit-ty.
My 'laser'.
My clone, who looks even more like John McCain than I do.
Sharks with lasers attached to their heads. Is that too much to ask?!
My pinky.
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