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Lord_Sap

30 Norfolk, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a recovering nice-guy hoping to find a not-so-nice girl to come home to. I am a know-it-all. I'm more than a little nerdy. I work out, but I'm not cut/ripped/built/whatever. I have a college education, though I chose to enlist in the Navy to finish paying for it. I have highly eclectic hobbies, talents, and tastes. I dominate in bed, in the very literal sense, but I don't get weird with chains and all that. What else, what else? I plan on traveling abroad once my degree and Navy time is up, and I'd like to find someone with similar aspirations.
What I’m doing with my life
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As said, I am currently enlisted in the Navy, for which I fix radar jammers and tote guns at security posts. I am also roughly a year away from a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering, onto which I plan to tack architecture, and a minor in foreign language and culture, specializing in German and Chinese. I have multitudinous professional aspirations, and almost all of them involve being my own boss. I'm not too proud to take a job; I used to hold down two at a time: crappy ones. I'm just more focused on being in control of my own career. I will live modestly in exchange for self-determination. Anyway, I plan to pass my GI bill to my kids if possible.
HOBBIES!
I like to snowboard even though I am TERRIBLE at it. I have been seeking out a fencing club for ages. I'm 11 hours into a private pilot's license, and only awaiting funding for a ground school to transfer them and continue. I have recently started going to various pop-culture conventions with my oh-so-nerdy friends (Katsucon and Steampunk World's Fair), and even had a costume this last time, though it's never been a huge interest for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Design. I plot out and design things all the time, from buildings to cars to engines to airships. Cooking! I can cook my ass off! I'm also pretty handy with the English language. Math isn't exactly difficult. I have a decent sense of humor. There was one other thing... hrm.. OH YEAH! Sex. I'm the boss at sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a strange walk (or so I'm often told), and I don't smile enough. I'm also usually well-dressed. I am often mistaken for gay. I am not gay, just FYI.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh my there are so many things I could put here. It would literally be easier to name the ones I don't like. Let's just say that Kurt Vonnegut is my favorite author, may he rest in peace (ting-a-ling), though I have a fondness for so many others, most recently Patrick Rothfuss. I enjoy almost any good movie, and couldn't even tell you what my favorite is. I tend toward Sci-fi, because I like space. Too bad most sci-fi is WILDLY INACCURATE AND IMPOSSIBLE... but I suspend both disbelief and most of the commentary. Dexter makes me happy, and I don't know why.
I can't even get into musical tastes past saying that I love Blues most of the time, and the Black Keys seem to have found the perfect balance to make me love them all of the time. Still, sometimes I want to shuffle to dubstep. Other times I just want to space out listening to Bach.
I cook. Food is kind of a big deal. My favorite types of cuisine are Lebanese, Indian, and Greek, though I have a fondness for Panang curry, even though curry was invented by the British when they couldn't figure out real Indian food.
Palak Paneer is heaven. OH! and there's also coffe and tea (mostly tea, mostly loose). I have a collection of teas, a few coffees, and a veritable mobile workshop for the making thereof. I'm a bit of a fiend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My family, who love and support me and who I love and support in return.
2) My friends, who are exactly like my family, but without the last names in common.
3) Food, shelter, heat, water... I know this is missing the point, but let's be honest here. If it's any consolation, I'm a snob about it.
4) Civilization. I am a city boy. I can be happy all the way down to medium-sized-town, but any less than that, and I start feeling restless bordering on agoraphobic.
5) Freedom. I am currently lacking this. WTF.
6) Sleep? Probably sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Airships, women (not in that order), cooking, traveling, private epics and universes that will see the light of day if I am ever motivated to put them down on paper, mechanics, the evils of money, ways to change the world...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working! (ouch!)
I don't like bars, but I'll go with my friends. I see movies every once in a while. Usually, though, I end up spending weekends in with said friends just doing normal things. Sometimes there will be a party, but the older I get, the more seldom that occurs. Sometimes I just play games. Sometimes we just talk. Sometimes I stay in. Honestly, I tend to go out more during the day. At night I cook. If I have the weekend off, I often have some elaborate trip planned.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like it when a woman begs me to do things to her.
You should message me if
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You're tired of jerks. You have a brain between your ears. You like to go out and NOT get drunk. You think intelligence is sexy. You like it rough. You don't mind being blunt for the sake of honesty.

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