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Lordgrimmie

27 M Birmingham, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 26, tall, friendly, and a pretty big nerd.
I like the internets. You're using the internets!
I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Full disclosure: I'm seeing someone, but (as you will later read, maybe) am available in a kinky capacity to see other people. Sweet, huh?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been working as a Website Designer at a non-profit organisation since January '09 doing all sorts of things, ranging from graphic design, to coding, to photography and the like. I really enjoy my job, which is a blessing.

I really enjoy travelling, but I want to broaden my horizons and head further into deepest, darkest Europe. Chernobyl/Pripryat is high up on my wish list of places to see in my lifetime.

Recently been to New York City (Sept 2012) and Portugal (Nov 2012), should be off to Belgium (May 2013) and hopefully Rome some time this year, too.

I'm on a diet, and I've already obliterated a couple extra stones that were hanging off me. Take that, excess weight!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty darn good at dem vidya games. My employers would like to think I can also design a pretty mean website or two, which is nice. You can take a look at mine here if you're interested. It still needs a little work. I have a redesign half-done, you should pressure me to finish it.

I'm also into photography and have a rather swanky Digital SLR camera, which I'm slowly buying bigger and better bits for. I have a Flickr gallery over at this page if you're curious - though I shove all manner of stuff up there, so don't go expecting anything world-class just yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, tall like woah. Six-foot-five-in-your-face tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
I have loads that I still have to read. I have a few graphic novels like Akira, The Watchmen, and Wet Moon. I read through the Scott Pilgrim books. They were okay.

I've been on a bit of a classical literature binge recently, with the likes of H.G. Wells filling my bookcase in his many guises, along with Fahrenheit 451 and Nabrakov's Lolita. Catch 22 was great, so now I'm shooting through books on my Kindle. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was a recent read, and now I gotta make time for books again. I've been trudging through the assembled works of Skyrim.

Movies
Love me some Tarantino style Dialoge/Violence 'em up - Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and Jackie Brown come to mind. Fight Club, Dr. Strangelove, Alien, Threads, Full Metal Jacket, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, Superbad, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead, Ray, Juno, UHF, The Big Lebowski, Trinity and Beyond, Inglourious Basterds, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Suckerpunch.

Tron Legacy was a brilliant Daft Punk music video.

Music
Classical, Electronic, Electronica, Dance, House, Alternative, IDM, Chiptune. ie. stuff like Royksopp, Goldfrapp, Ratatat, Muse, Daft Punk, The Chemical Brothers, Fischerspooner, Dragonette, Robyn, The Knife, The Flashbulb, Dubmood, Disasterpeace. I've also got a soft spot for floaty-sounding female artists like Regina Spektor and Sia.

I gots a Last.fm profile over here if you want to take a gander.

TV
Very little TV as of late, I catch the odd program, but I don't sit down to watch anything on a regular basis. The ones that come to mind are.. Doctor Who, Loius Theroux, anything with David Attenborough, IT Crowd, Look around you, Episodes, Game of Thrones (Yeah, sorry. Not read the books, so sword me) and Community. Gotta get around to watching all of Spaced, missed that the first time round.

Comedy
Bill Bailey, Ross Noble, Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, Dara o Briain, Matt Berry, Flight of the Conchords, Armando Ianucci
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) An internet connection. I mean, I can live without it, just not for extended periods of time. A guy's gotta check his email and forums after all.

2) Portable music in my ears.

3) A watch. I like to check it often to make sure time isn't broken.

4) Pies. Oh yes.

5) Comfortable beds. Mine is long, soft and squishy and beckons me back to its warm embrace the moment I leave it. I love you, bed.

6) Cuddles and hugs, general arm-squeezing motions with other people. Goddamn do I love those things. I don't think I've ever been the person to end a hug first.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
* Upcoming game releases
* Sciencey nerdy stuff (Large Hadron Collider, robots, space)
* Food (Pies, cakes, pasta, chocolates.. And how to cook such delights)
* My future. (What's next for me, where do I want to travel to, what do I want to learn next?)
* Lovely, lovely ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
* Fighting crime as a caped crusader
* Catching up with friends in the pub
* Playing some vidya games with my internet buddies.
* Listening to music or watching movies.
* INTERNET 8|
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play PnP RPGs - and enjoy it.
I'm also in to kink. Gasp. I gots an FL if anyone wants it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like messaging people, I suppose.

I mean, why else would you be down here at the bottom of my profile if you weren't about to hit the message button and pump out a fun introduction?

Otherwise, fling me a message if;
- You like playing computer games games too, and you want to play them with me.
- You like the look of me, want to meet up and chill together.
- We have the same taste in films and music, and you want to geek out at the cinema with me.
- You're bored, and want to waste some time.
- You too have an expensive camera, and wish to camera things in unison.
- You find my manly ways attractive and feel a strange tingling sensation coursing through your body, and a uncontrollable urge to talk to me. Embrace the urge! Do not let it pass you by!
- You're the son/daughter of a Nigerian millionaire, and you wish to send me his inheritance money, so I can deposit it in an offshore bank and take a generous handling fee.