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Loregasmic

26 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Loregasmic (adj.) - a pun of my last name "Lore" which means that my dick is harder than Chinese algebra.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Too much to be filling this shit out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sucking and fucking pussy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physique. Hair. Eyes. Humor. Great taste.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Food
2) Water
3) Shelter
4) Sex
5) Bodybuilding
6) Money
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Becoming the best in the world at what I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an OkCupid account.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be fucked violently in every way possible. I don't care if you're single or taken, black or white, young or old. Just be good-looking, somewhat intelligent, and down to have sex. Please, no STDs. Being able to cook is a huge plus.