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The Ravens (you will take my Ngata and Stover jersies when you dig
them out of my coffin)
Books: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, world religions, some
philosophy, fantasy, sci-fi...
Cop shows: Criminal Minds, all the ones with initials and/or
numbers in their names (Not CSI Miami)
Some of the normal girly stuff: purses, shoes, tacky
Stand up comedy: Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black...
and using parentheses wherever possible.
Reality TV (except AGT because how do you dislike Sharon
Chick flicks (wouldn't go see one if they were handing out free
steak. I really like steak)
And meatloaf (Every time I mention that someone says "That's
because you haven't tried MY meatloaf." But I did. I broke into
your place when you had leftovers in the fridge and it sucked.
For clarification: I like the singer named Meatloaf (but any other
kind of meatloaf jokes you'd like to insert here can also be
inserted somewhere else. Thanks.)
Finally, ("This is WAY too long," she thought as she continued
writing) I guess I am just looking for someone to laugh, debate,
walk dogs and watch football with.
That's a start anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
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I manage a retail store full-time (and sometimes beyond full-time)
but I am working on my first novel, or what I hope will be my first
I’m really good at
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Writing, laughing entirely too loudly, knowing song lyrics and
listening (usually to crazy people).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm sarcastic and a huge smart-ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-Siddhartha by Herman Hesse, The Alchemist, pretty much
anything by Terry Pratchett...
Movies-The Princess Bride, Clue, The Mummy, The Avengers, Monty
Python & The Holy Grail...
Music-Classic rock, the 80's, showtunes, you name it
Food-chronic low-carb dieter (76 pounds gone) but on those rare
days when I fall off the wagon, ice cream, Reese's cups and pretty
much any other baked sugar thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog (scruffy shih tzu)
My iStuff (5 devices, but in my defense, I have been using Apple
since I was 18, and it was so not cool back then)
Sparkly nail polish
My car (It looks like a potato on wheels, but Nissan assures me is
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything (Not just the Douglas Adams
Why NJ drivers drive so badly and always in front of me.
Why is it that when you wear all black you're cool, but when you
wear all gray you're a battleship?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, catching up on shows I missed. Bit of a homebody really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was Aretha Franklin in a former life (yes, I know she's still
alive) and if you dont believe me, you should hear me belt "Think"
from the Blues Brothers soundtrack while I am in my car.
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