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LorsNB

41 F Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Please note: I have no intention of giving this site my money. "Liking" me does squat. If you want to get my attention man up and send me a message.

Likes:
Dogs
The Ravens (you will take my Ngata and Stover jersies when you dig them out of my coffin)
Books: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, world religions, some philosophy, fantasy, sci-fi...
Cop shows: Criminal Minds, all the ones with initials and/or numbers in their names (Not CSI Miami)
Some of the normal girly stuff: purses, shoes, tacky jewelry...
Stand up comedy: Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black...
and using parentheses wherever possible.

Dislikes:
Cats (allergic)
The Steelers,
Reality TV (except AGT because how do you dislike Sharon Osbourne?)
Chick flicks (wouldn't go see one if they were handing out free steak. I really like steak)
And meatloaf (Every time I mention that someone says "That's because you haven't tried MY meatloaf." But I did. I broke into your place when you had leftovers in the fridge and it sucked. Trust me).

For clarification: I like the singer named Meatloaf (but any other kind of meatloaf jokes you'd like to insert here can also be inserted somewhere else. Thanks.)

Finally, ("This is WAY too long," she thought as she continued writing) I guess I am just looking for someone to laugh, debate, walk dogs and watch football with.

That's a start anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
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I manage a retail store full-time (and sometimes beyond full-time) but I am working on my first novel, or what I hope will be my first novel.
I’m really good at
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Writing, laughing entirely too loudly, knowing song lyrics and listening (usually to crazy people).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm sarcastic and a huge smart-ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-Siddhartha by Herman Hesse, The Alchemist, pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett...
Movies-The Princess Bride, Clue, The Mummy, The Avengers, Monty Python & The Holy Grail...
Music-Classic rock, the 80's, showtunes, you name it
Food-chronic low-carb dieter (76 pounds gone) but on those rare days when I fall off the wagon, ice cream, Reese's cups and pretty much any other baked sugar thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog (scruffy shih tzu)
My iStuff (5 devices, but in my defense, I have been using Apple since I was 18, and it was so not cool back then)
Coffee
Sparkly nail polish
My car (It looks like a potato on wheels, but Nissan assures me is a Rogue)
Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything (Not just the Douglas Adams book)
Why NJ drivers drive so badly and always in front of me.
Why is it that when you wear all black you're cool, but when you wear all gray you're a battleship?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, catching up on shows I missed. Bit of a homebody really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was Aretha Franklin in a former life (yes, I know she's still alive) and if you dont believe me, you should hear me belt "Think" from the Blues Brothers soundtrack while I am in my car.
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