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35 Oakland, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–100
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5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Rather not say
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Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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☐ Outgoing
☐ Introspective
☐ Goal-Oriented
☑ Walking pile of sad bbq

She told me my hair was really soft, what kind of shampoo do I use? I told her I just use Dial soap on everything. Hands, face, body, dishes

What I’m doing with my life
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Writing a Hollywood screenplay about an abandoned Russian family dog that learns how to use street smarts from a crafty stray to outwit rival dog packs and a lunatic supermodel in the subway tunnels of Moscow.
I’m really good at
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Betting money on sports
The first things people usually notice about me
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I kind of look like Tyson Beckford
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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is watching The Mighty Ducks
12:06 AM

Gordon Bombay > Johnnie Cochran
12:11 AM

You ole sly ducks, the old poop in the purse trick!
12:19 AM

Marguerite Moreau, possible first celebrity crush.
12:27 AM

Hans was the first Dumbledore
12:39 AM

Averman is my spirit animal
12:49 AM

Staring deep into your soul and starting a slow steam building quack chant, quack quack quack QUACK QUACK QUACK
1:02 AM

My body is made up of 96% pizza. That's Pz on periodic table.
1:11 AM

Made the front page of America's number 1 youth hockey publication!
1:19 AM

Triple Flying V Deke!!!
1:42 AM
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't think of anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Whoa, whoa, whoa...there's a requited love?

2. There should be a Wu themed slice spot called PZA

3. If your girl just puts stuff in the trash instead of slam dunking it then why are you even with her?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I wear sweatpants I like to put my feet inside the legs so I can pretend I have rocket feet like Astroboy.

If I was on death row my last meal would be my name spelled out in plantains.
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You don't put cigarettes out for later.

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