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31 Grand Rapids, MI Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 24
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Weird, tattooed pop-culture nerd who enjoys good whiskey and long walks at night.

Whoever keeps reporting my cat pictures is a butthole.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a computer/ cell phone technician and i run karaoke at Stellas and Billy's.

I try not to take life too seriously. What's the point? The world is a mess, everything seems to be falling apart. So you might as well have some fun before you die, god dammit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic (you shouldn't take 90% of what i say seriously... seriously), working on a space opera, not acting my age, staying up waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short.
I have a potty mouth.
I work too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fav books: LOTR Trilogy, the Dragon Prince Novels, Battle Royale, Daggerfall, things fall apart, the giver, the talisman, desperation, the regulators, the stand, The dark tower series.

Comics: Questionable content. I'm practically marten, and pintsize is my hero.

TV: Game of thrones, Firefly, Lost, Scrubs, NCIS, Dr. Horribles sing along blog, ATHF, Robot chicken, Venture Bros, House, Metalocalypse, Breaking Bad.

Movies: STAR WARS!!!!, serenity, Pitch Black, dawn of the dead,
land of the dead, scott pilgrim vs the world, six string samurai, The Dark Crystal, 28 days later, kpax, beetlejuice, Drive, Memento, snatch, donnie darko, american psycho, anything by kevin smith, Idle hands, I am legend, pulp fiction, gangs of new york, Ghost world, the island, gattica, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, children of men... I watch ALOT of movies. Typically if anything makes you think or is pretty fucked up, I'll like it.

Music: At the Drive-in, Circa Survive, Park, Two Tongues, The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die, M. Ward, Say Anything, The Get up kids, Saetia, The Fall of Troy, Thursday, Said the whale, Circle Takes the Square, Nada Surf, Listener, bear vs. shark, Cursive, Mates of State, Third Eye Blind, the Postal Service, Coheed and Cambria, Suicide Machines, Catch 22, RX Bandits, +44, Small Leaks Sink Ships, Make Do and Mend, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, Hot Cross, La Dispute, Explosions in the Sky, the Skies Revolt, Brand New, Modest Mouse, Sparta, Glassjaw, the New Amsterdams, Armor For Sleep, Boys Night Out, (old)Weezer, Ozma, Further Seems Forever, As Cities Burn, the Minibosses, the local music scene... this is just a small excerpt from the list of music i love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends
My band
My glasses
My cat
My guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe, people, the wonders of life. The life cycle of main-sequence stars. Cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trolling the internet. Ingesting near lethal amounts of whatever is half off at mulligans. Continuing my search to find a way to become an awesome mega-robot with eye lasers.
You should message me if
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I need more friends in grand rapids. if you think we'd get along, go for it :]

You want to get pizza, get stoned and go to a local show, or go to stellas on sunday night for karaoke with me.

you are intelligent. (....this one is rather important.)