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24 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:39pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm growing increasingly disenchanted with this online dating stuff. If your weight has fluctuated more than 10 pounds since your last picture, I'm not interested until it's updated. If you are intentionally angling your pictures to hide your weight, I'm not interested at all. Like all humans, I'm shallow. I am not looking for someone who is 5 feet tall and 160 pounds. /end rant
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing the whole community college thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, electronics, other puzzley things... My hysterical dry humor!

No joke though, people think I'm hilarious even when I am being completely serious. I think it's my tone and my ability to stay calm as a stone even in the middle of a crisis.

Listening and problem solving. I love puzzles and I love helping people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I come off as stand-off-ish... Everyone tells me this.
"You just look like you're busy all the time and would rather not be bothered."

... Couldn't be further from the truth. I would absolutely adore if I were approached by more people. Even just a "Hi!" would be awesome... So don't be shy! Send me a message.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, the Foundation series...

Movies- Cloverfield, The Fifth Element, Final Fantasy: Spirits Within, Up, Inception, Princess Mononokee, Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Super8.

Shows- Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, FLCL.

Music- Between the Buried and Me, Black Label Society, Chiodos, Circa Survive, Cohead and Cambria, The Darkness, Flux Pavilion, Every Time I Die, The Fall of Troy, He is Legend, Horse the Band, The Mars Volta, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Reggie and the Full Effect, Richard Cheese, The Sound of Animals Fighting... All sorts of other classic rock, prog rock, metal, etc....

Food- Pizza, Watermelon, Strawberries, Sandwiches of various types, Reese's Pieces, Reese's peanut butter cups (the mini ones mostly), Butterfingers, Steak, Pulled Pork, Potatoes.

The list goes on in every category but I'm not looking for a someone to catalog all my stuff or a nutritionist. I'm looking for you, random stranger on the Internet!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Computer (Less so than when I was younger)
2. Cellphone (More now than ever)
3. Iced Tea
4. Gravity (I hear muscle deterioration is a bitch...)
5. Oxygen (another cop out lol)
6. Contact with other humans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Computers, Electrical engineering, 3D Printers, Possible Electrical projects, Computer programming, quantum mechanics, non-euclidian geometry, philosophy.... Nerdy stuff... 8/

People!... I spend a ton of time trying to figure out how people work. So far I have been extremely unsuccessful at imitating normal human behavior.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Currently?... Working or being lazy. I need all you people to start talking to me so I can get some ideas of what else there is to do around here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am open book, Ask me literally anything at all... Seriously... Only one secret (not bad... Embarrassing). So ask away.
You should message me if
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You want to have a random thoughtful conversation. You want a friend to hangout with. You need to get some movies or video games in your life. Really, you should just message me. It could be a rather interesting experience for both of us.