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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:55am
Asian, White
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Former Californian who is readjusting to life on the other coast.

I'm a bit of a serial hobbyist and I'm constantly on the lookout for new things to try. A few of these hobbies include skateboarding, slacklining , running, and weight lifting. My real passion though is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, which if you don't know is kind of like wrestling (the kind done in college, not the kind done by The Rock) but in pajamas.

I'm a pretty big nerd and have checked off most of the boxes on the nerd list. The last big thing is LARPing and honestly some things are best left alone.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm working as an engineer in the satellite division of an aerospace company. I spend a lot of time wrestling excel, running experiments, and trying to look like I know what I am doing. Occasionally I help build things that go into space, so that's pretty cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Locking myself out of places. My current record for apartment lock outs is 3 times in a single day (2 of those were within an hour of themselves). Previous 2014 stats are 4 apartment lockouts and 1 car lockout, which is a great year for me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to talk with my hands, which can be a problem since I have a poor sense of where my body is in space. I may have accidentally punched a stranger in the face while gesturing during a story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984 (1984 > Brave New World), Devil in the White City, The New York Trilogy, Hot Zone, Y: The Last Man, Preacher. Current Book: If on a Winter Night a Traveler.

TV Shows: I'm a big fan if Joss Whedon shows., Hannibal (criminally underrated), Top Gear (the UK version), Rick and Morty, and True Detective.

Movies: The Muppets (it is a fact that everything is better with Muppets), Pulp Fiction, Hot Fuzz, and Seven. Recently Interstellar left me pretty speechless.

Music: I can listen to The Strokes and RHCP on repeat forever. The Velvet Underground, Arctic Monkeys, and BRMC are amazing.

Podcasts/radio: I love Plant Money, Radio Lab, Serial and This American Life. If I could have one superfluous wish it would be for Ira Glass to narrate my life.

Food: I'll happily eat anything (well almost anything), but nothing beats a good burrito or a plate of unagi. Also if Kogi ever branches out to DC I would get fat. If you know of any good Mexican food let me know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. MP3 Player (soundtrack for life)
2. A huge backlog of books
3. Some game to play (Board games!)
4. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu/Judo
5. Coffee (how I got through grad school)
6. New topics to obsess over
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the perfect afternoon would be spent at a tapas bar in Spain looking out at the Mediterranean.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I also cannot open a banana without a knife.
You should message me if
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You want to go slacklining now that DC has thawed out

You can teach me how to pick out avocados or pineapples. I seem to have a knack at picking out semi rotten fruit (worst skill ever).