Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know, for a person who does tons of Public Relations work to
pay the rent, I hate hate hate writing about myself. Self
aggrandizement is just not my cup of tea, apparently. Perhaps that
comes from a bit of modesty or, just maybe, I am too awesome to put
into words. But, here goes...
So, like you, I started out as a baby and many persons declared
then and there that I "was as cute as a button." What's with that?
Buttons are not cute, they are just buttons and often a choking
hazard for babies. Idioms!!!!!! After years of cheek pinching, I
starting becoming my own person©. Yay me.
I tend to think of myself as a "social-introvert," meaning that why
I have learned to be the social butterfly in life I still prefer
the inside of my mind. If you could see all the cool stuff that I
have collected in here over the years, you would like it too.
But you do have to get out and enjoy this big ol world too.
When it comes to fun, I enjoy most sports that are really just
between a person and nature. Football? NOOOOooope. Surfing? Yes. If
a sport offers a zen moment where you feel like you are the only
person in the universe, if only for a second, then it's up my
Right now that comes from kiteboarding, which is the most fun you
can have in the water with cloths on, hands down.
I also enjoy an Xbox.
My brain works in funny ways, often jumping from random tangents
and tracks like it was a drunken Amtrak engineer; this is evidenced
by my over reliance and frequent misuse of and on commas. I dunno,
it's just weird. As a side effect I am really good at "8 Steps to
I am a bit of a political and news junkie. Not really partisan but,
I greatly enjoying trying to understand how the world really
But my most favoritist, bestest, most
supercalifragilisticexpialidociousist love is Comedy. Doing open
mics is one of the few times I can let the contents of my head out
in public, often to the sound of bemused chuckles.
According to my friends, I am really tall and fairly good looking.
But that is just hearsay. I consider myself to be cultured, well
spoken, and doing very well in my life on the professional
I also was an American Hero fighting for freedom for a number of
years... Some girls dig that whole "Knight in Shining Armor"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a noble fool in a sea of suits.
Right now I work out of Geekdom where I do Social Media and
Engineering part time. When not doing that, I am running two start
up companies in a desperate scheme to get rich one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jet-ski paintball, flying planes, having unnecessarily long
conversations on pop culture, being charming, and having a tender
soul (Don't tell anyone).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am tall...? I'm not other people so it's hard to pin this
one down. The tallness is usually a constant though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This changes daily. I could go ahead and put all the standard issue
"deep" works to make me sound better and while I consume that bit
of culture; my favorite stuff is the juicy and inane pulp.
When it comes to news and what-not: I love The Young Turks,
Rev3Games, POTUS radio, the BBC, and The Daily Dot.
Favorite Author: Larry Correa
Favorite Movie: Alien
Favorite TV Show: Game of Thrones
Favorite Music: Dubstep
Favorite Food: Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Someone who can hold a conversation
2) Internet culture
3) The ocean (or at least a lake)
4) My dog
5) A book
(Though not in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something completely different
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have had to escape Disneyland security 3 times for going places I
was not supposed to.
You should message me if
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you consider yourself a geek or a nerd; then you will probably like
you like talking about smart stuff with smart people.
you enjoy going out on the town.
you know how to do at least two special moves on the original
you like the beach.
oh and if you like well dressed, fit, hansom, smart, sexy,
respectful, intelligent, driven, and accomplished men.
Who are you looking for?
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