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32 Collingswood, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Graduated from university

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My self-summary
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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, but it seems like so much work, I diverted my interests elsewhere. So, having said that, I'd say I started focusing on music and comedy, but I reserve the right to go to space and save the world if I ever find myself in a bad action movie.

I'm pretty good at building forts out of books I don't have room for on my bookshelves.

I went to school for film and English, which seemed like an great idea at the time. So, I've taken that knowledge and have used it for the betterment of mankind...or something of that ilk.

Also, I like comic books. So, I've got that going for me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a comic book publisher.

It involves speaking to people with zero social skills on a regular basis and listening to a lot of podcasts.
I’m really good at
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Listing Replacements albums chronologically.

I've been doing sketch comedy on and off for a while and have started to expand into stand up. I also do the video sketches for some a sketch group that I would call my friends. Unless they are being jerks that day. Then I call them jerks, But I do my job. But while calling them jerks.

I wouldn't even necessarily say I'm good at that, but, as of this point in time, you honestly can't say otherwise.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"He sure owns a lot of black t-shirts."

Or that I listen to The Smiths a lot.

When you think about it, they are basically the same thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Random (but not really) Sampling:

Books: Day of the Locust, The Great Gatsby, Jesus' Son, Love in the Time of Cholera, Less Than Zero, A Confederacy of Dunces, Cat's Cradle

Comics: Y: The Last Man, Sandman, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim, Lone Wolf and Cub, American Splendor

Movies: Back to the Future, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Day of the Dead, Punch Drunk Love, 24 Hour Party People, Royal Tenenbaums, Brazil, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

TV: The Venture Bros., Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Kids in the Hall, Futurama, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who

Music: Pavement, Raveonettes, The Replacements, Tom Waits, Jawbreaker, Astronautalis, Sonic Youth, Pixies, My Bloody Valentine, Brand New, Cursive, El-P, Aesop Rock, Avett Bros., Andrew Jackson Jihad, Beck, The Smiths, Glassjaw, Johnny Cash, Portishead, New Order, Wilco, Titus Andronicus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel. But mainly, how I feel that I would never actually want to time travel. I find the physics behind the theories absolutely fascinating, but I would definitely screw something up so intensely that the above mentioned physics would become null and void and, therefore, any chance of returning and fixing the mistakes I've made would be eliminated. And then everyone would be mad because I just ruined time travel.

I'm not sure if destroying the theory of relativity and time travel is either a case of monster ego or extremely low self-esteem.

It's a good thing I don't really think about any of that. (Yes, I do.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a set thing to do when I am off, either. I just moved back to this area not too long ago to spend more time with my friends. So, I may be out with them, or, almost more hopefully (Is that grammatically structured properly? Wait...was that?!), hanging out at someone's house, trying to convince everyone that we should be playing a board game that I think I can win.

The other advantage to being close to the city again is being able to see way more bands when they come to town. I used to go to shows multiple times a week, but that slowed down, and now I am looking to go see as many as possible. That's not isolated to Fridays, but I think it is in the spirit of the question. And if it isn't, then I misread the subtext and my English minor should be revoked.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't see in 3D. Which certainly has its disadvantages, but it is saving me a significant amount of money at movie theaters these days.
You should message me if
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If the thought of messaging me has entered your mind already, do it.

Listen, I have a bunch of female friends that use this site, so I have heard stories about how awful some guys on here can be. I sort of want to apologize for them on behalf of men that aren't absolutely ridiculous, but I am kind of hoping that if you have read my profile, you get the idea that I am not like that and realize that they don't represent everyone.

So, yeah, if you think that, then please, send me a message. I find myself blanking when it comes to starting conversations sometimes, so if you think that we would have something to talk about, go for it.