Hello! I'm Brittany. I decided to liven up my profile just a little bit while also making it shorter in the process.
So, let's get started.
What am I looking for?
Preferably, I'd like someone I can laugh with. Someone intelligent and sweet, who has drive and goals for his life. I know what I want and I know what I don't. Spring breakers (or anyone) looking for a free lay are definitely not on the list.
I am looking for someone who has their life somewhat together. I have my own apartment, vehicle, and job working 40 hours a week.
I also have a daughter who lives with me full time.
I am a lover of all things nerdy. I love books, Doctor Who, and of course, the nerdy boys. If any of that is in your description, I urge you to shoot me a line.
I'm a sweet, caring, loving, amazing individual who many people view as a little rough around the edges. I may be prickly, but my love and loyalty runs deep to those who deserve it.
I love music, shopping, pedicures, frozen yogurt, pretty much anything anyone else likes. I also have an obsession with serial killers and gory murder novels. Something that not everyone else likes. I also get giddy when I get a new color nail polish.
That's about all I can think of to say about myself at this point in time. If you feel like we'd get along, feel free to message me.
I used to go to school full time but have since needed to take some time off. I intend to go back and finish my studies for my degree... as soon as I figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
I also browse 9Gag like it's going out of style (If you know what that is without looking it up, brownie points to you!).
I'm also a member of a monthly book club, so you might catch me reading a random novel that's been voted upon by the group.
Here lately I've taken up going to the gym. I work out 3-4 times a week, trying to slim down and get healthy. Maybe you'll wanna come work out with me!
My hair is almost always up.
I don't know. What was the first thing you noticed about me?
Movies are a relative thing to a person who's never even seen Star Wars. I had to practically get tied down to watch Titanic. I find most movies predictable and boring. If you've got one I should try out, let me know!
Shows are going to include How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, Criminal Minds, American Dad, South Park, Law & Order: SVU, Bates Motel, and here lately an anime I grew up with called Case Closed.
Music is also relative. My stations on Pandora, I believe, will range from rap music popular 5 years ago to Maroon 5 to Imagine Dragons all the way to Disney.
Favorite foods are going to be rare steak, sushi, gooey pizza... You really can't go wrong there.
My cell phone
An oscillating fan
Bottle of cold water
The future and where it will lead me.
Also, why do birds fly six inches from the ground when crossing the street?
How wifi works. I know what it does, I just don't know how it works. Usually, I end up saying it's magic.
Do my eyebrows look right?
How does Missy Elliot put her thing down, flip it, AND reverse it?
Did I leave the oven on?
Along with other random quips to entertain myself throughout the day.
If you message me, I may think of you.
If I cut out of work early, the sky's the limit! Although, I usually end up either:
A) taking my daughter to dinner
B) going to the gym
C) taking a nap
I love naps. See the list of things I can't do without.
But it's all lies.
- If religion (or sports) of any kind are a big part of your life
- If any of your pictures feature you with a dead animal
- If you don't have a car/job/place to live
- If you don't have a sense of humor or are easily offended
That's enough for now. Now, here's the list of reasons why you SHOULD message me:
- You liked what you read
- If you think that I may be the kinda person you'd wanna spend some time with
- If you can string a couple of coherent sentences together
- If you've got a witty sense of humor
- And really, just if you wanna.