I've had a pretty incredible life…I’ve lived in a few places which
have all shaped me in different ways (Miami, Firenze, Boston, and
L.A). I’ve been to 34 countries, probably over 100 cities and 6
continents that have given me a deep perspective about people and
life in general…its made me into a chameleon, I can talk to anyone,
enjoy myself in any setting, and feel comfortable in any situation.
I have an insatiable appetite to discover, explore, and do
adventurous things from diving with Great Whites to bungee
At the end of the day, it’s all humor (dark humor preferably).
Every day I laugh uncontrollably about something and always tend to
make others laugh. I’m a really happy person overall although I
thrive on sarcasm. Most people would say I'm a walking good time,
the life of the party type of person. I'm really good at living and
soaking it all in and at busting chops especially. *Sensitive Steve
please do not apply. I try to live in the present as much as I can.
More importantly, I love my life and feel incredibly blessed.
I was born and raised in Miami...Lets go HEAT (don't hate) and been
in LA for 5 years. I own a PR/digital marketing company and I'm
also a property manager. Oh yea, and I just got my Master's from
What I’m doing with my life
Working on leaving a mark on this earth
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, living, and busting chops (my fav sport).
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and my accent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many books have inspired me...
Favorite movies: Braveheart, Mar Adentro (The Sea Inside), La Vie
en Rose, A Death at a Funeral (the original one), etc.
Shows: Sopranos, Homeland, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, The Big C,
Shameless, East Bound & Down, Enlightened
I'm a foodie so all types of food although I am mostly a
vegetarian...I can still cook you some pork chops though! ;)
The six things I could never do without
1. My family & friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I not traveling right now?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Isn't this statement a contradiction?
You should message me if
You’re awesome, can spell, have your life in order (parolees, bad
credit…forget it!), looking to settle down, not a 65 year old
predator in disguise, passionate about MUSIC & art, love a
woman with curves and an accent, not overly religious, don’t have
more issues than Time magazine, you’re screen name isn't "Cute" or
"Sexy" something (c'mon really? iCant), not a S5C (Stage 5
Clinger), LOVE to TRAVEL, smart, funny, affectionate, cultured, and
open-minded. “Dang! Anything else?” (bonus pts if you know who said