-I'm kind of a nerd, but I assure you I can keep it in check - no aspergers-iness from me.
-I'm a straight ally. If you have an ounce of homophobia in you, please, do not message me.
-I enjoy reading, drawing, and writing.
-Very little bothers me.
-My grumpy cynicism is occasionally overshadowed by my (occasionally embarrassing) child-like wonder.
-I've also never taken a picture of my penis, so don't worry, you won't be getting one. I've also never used the term 'friend-zone' with any sincerity, but I do think it's hilarious.
I just made a list of what I feel are my best traits, and it only included seven bullet points.
Also, I described my best traits in bullet points. Yeesh.
I'm seeing a wonderful woman who means the world to me, but I'm keeping my profile up because I've made some pretty rad friends here.