Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-Orientation is set to Bisexual, but I guess I identify as Queer
because I don't believe that stuff is binary. It's not terribly
important to me.
-If you have an ounce of homophobia or transphobia in you, please,
do not message me. Intersectional feminist who's still
-I enjoy reading, drawing, and writing.
-Very little bothers me. I am patient and even-tempered.
-My grumpy cynicism is occasionally overshadowed by my
(occasionally embarrassing) child-like wonder.
-I run a local Rocky Horror cast in Long Beach, and I've been a
part of the community for about twelve years.
-If Space Oddity comes on, I will stop what I'm doing to clap in
time to the song.
I just made a list of what I feel are my best traits, and it only
included eight bullet points.
Also, I described my best traits in bullet points. Yeesh.
I'm seeing a wonderful person who means the world to me, but I'm
keeping my profile up because I've made some pretty rad friends
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure that part out right now.
Current goal is to become an advocate for children at 504/IEP
I currently work as an IT specialist for a tech company down in
Irvine. It's about as exciting as it seems.
I live in a wonderful city surrounded by the most interesting area
I can have the opportunity to explore. I'm trying to take in as
much as possible.
I also try to go on nightly adventures, which at the end of the
night often just means a walk, but on other nights it means
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing facial hair.
Telling dad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My...beard? Not sure.
I've also had a streak of grey hair since I was 3. It's spread
quite a bit since.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will never tire of reading.
I probably would not have made it through high school without Kurt
Vonnegut. I love F. Scott Fitzgerald and his Lost Generation. I
just finished Margaret Atwood's MaddAddam trilogy and loved it. I'm
currently rereading Carlos Ruiz Zafón's Cemetery of Forgotten Books
Arrested Development. I don't watch it with other people, because
I'll quote along with it and I know some people don't like
I also enjoy Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, and 30 Rock.
Archer is flawed, but I still enjoy it. I watch a lot of cartoons,
like Gravity Falls and Steven Universe.
Top five films in no particular order:
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
-The Triplets of Belleville
Crank: High Voltage is a fever-dream of a movie. I'll do my best to
convince you to watch it.
Almost anything and everything The Marx Bros. and specifically
Groucho Marx have ever done.
I'll give pretty much anything a chance, but I can't guarantee I'll
I saw the film Frank not too long ago and absolutely loved
I have a wide range of taste in music and will usually give
anything a chance. Current interests include Talking Heads, Dead
Kennedys, The Cramps, Dead Milkmen, The Ventures, The Beach Boys,
Bryan Scary, The Smiths, The Magnetic Fields, Man...or Astro Man?,
Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Queen, Nouvelle Vague, Joy Division,
Sex Pistols, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, and a LOT
Also; Weird Al, obvs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Extending the hyperbole:
1) A good book
2) A nice cup of coffee
3) A comfortable couch to read on
4) Art supplies
5) A second book, either in my bag or car.
6) My good luck tiki.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unceasing tick of my mortal clock.
The time I dropped acid at Disneyland?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking life too seriously or not seriously enough.
I work the extremes in that regard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a stutter that comes out when I'm nervous.
I can also moonwalk, but only while I'm drunk.
'Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world,
Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this
world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well,
for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.'
You should message me if
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-You're cool with beards.
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