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28 Long Beach, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–30
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Last online
Yesterday – 7:37pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-Chaotic-neutral INFJ.
-Orientation is set to Bisexual, but I guess I identify as Queer because I don't believe that stuff is binary. It's not terribly important to me.
-If you have an ounce of homophobia or transphobia in you, please, do not message me. Intersectional feminist who's still learning.
-I enjoy reading, drawing, and writing.
-Very little bothers me. I am patient and even-tempered.
-My grumpy cynicism is occasionally overshadowed by my (occasionally embarrassing) child-like wonder.
-I run a local Rocky Horror cast in Long Beach, and I've been a part of the community for about twelve years.
-If Space Oddity comes on, I will stop what I'm doing to clap in time to the song.

I just made a list of what I feel are my best traits, and it only included eight bullet points.
Also, I described my best traits in bullet points. Yeesh.

I'm seeing a wonderful person who means the world to me, but I'm keeping my profile up because I've made some pretty rad friends here.

Instagram: SapientPearwood
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure that part out right now.
Current goal is to become an advocate for children at 504/IEP meetings.
I currently work with kids at a summer camp focused on science. It's a lot of fun, but I'm pretty sure it's cemented my disinterest in having kids.
I live in a wonderful city surrounded by the most interesting area I can have the opportunity to explore. I'm trying to take in as much as possible.
I also try to go on nightly adventures, which at the end of the night often just means a walk, but on other nights it means exploring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing facial hair.
Telling dad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My...beard? Not sure.
I've also had a streak of grey hair since I was 3. It's spread quite a bit since.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sci-fi and Fantasy nerd. Zombies, elder gods, and alternate planes of existence fill my bookshelves. I will never tire of reading.
I probably would not have made it through high school without Kurt Vonnegut.
I love F. Scott Fitzgerald and his Lost Generation. I just finished Margaret Atwood's MaddAddam trilogy and loved it.

Arrested Development. I don't watch it with other people, because I'll quote along with it and I don't care for when people do that.
I also enjoy Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, 30 Rock, Sherlock,

Top five films in no particular order:
-Apocalypse Now
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
-The Triplets of Belleville
Crank: High Voltage is one of my guilty pleasures. It's like somebody filmed a fever-dream.
Almost anything and everything The Marx Bros. and specifically Groucho Marx have ever done.
I'll give pretty much anything a chance, but I can't guarantee I'll like it.
I saw the film Frank not too long ago and absolutely loved it.

I have a wide range of taste in music and will usually give anything a chance. Current interests include Talking Heads, Dead Kennedys, The Cramps, Dead Milkmen, The Ventures, The Beach Boys, Bryan Scary, The Smiths, The Magnetic Fields, Man...or Astro Man?, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Queen, Nouvelle Vague, Joy Division, Sex Pistols, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, and a LOT more...
Also; Weird Al, obvs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Extending the hyperbole:

1) A good book
2) A nice cup of coffee
3) A comfortable couch to read on
4) Art supplies
5) A second book, either in my bag or car.
6) My good luck tiki.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unceasing tick of my mortal clock.

Just kidding.

The time I dropped acid at Disneyland?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking life too seriously or not seriously enough.
I work the extremes in that regard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a stutter that comes out when I'm nervous.
I can also moonwalk, but only while I'm drunk.

'Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.'
You should message me if
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-You're a funny weirdo.
-You're cool with beards.