*STOP* Read this: I consider it rude to post a first letter with less than 50 words in it. If you cannot be bothered to introduce yourself properly, you are invited to go away.

I am pretty easy-going, but a bit perfectionist & grouchy; I have dark hair, that's a little curly; blue eyes; great smile, (no, not grouchy ALL of the time,) a quick wit, dry humor & extensive knowledge of odd-ball things.

I am a pretty intense, primal person and tend to make people squirm without even trying, or really noticing. I get a lot of comments about how I know what I want, I'm pretty specific, I'm very forthright... I'm not here to play games or lead people on. I know who I am and I am presenting myself to you as plainly as possible so you know if you're up for it. Anything less would be wasting your time. Yeah?

*I'M POLYAMOROUS!!!* I am looking for SANE company, who understands that I am married, not interested in monogamy and have other relationships that span the scale of intimacy.

I would love to meet new friends because I like interesting people with interesting views... No strings attached. No sex needed. If you want to be accepted for who you are without having to explain why, I'm your gal.

**Disclaimer to the ruder of OKC!**
Please don't contact me if you're only interested in sex. I have dildos for meaningless sex. If you cannot see being in a platonic, SEXLESS relationship with me then move on. I love sex, but HATE HATE HATE booty calls & being sent texts to arrange rendezvous.

I love well thought-out introduction email, and rambling ones that give me a little lookie-loo into your thought process are even better.

You have never met me, please do NOT demand my contact information as an opening line. How about thinking of something in addition to "Hi, how are you?" in your greeting? It would be awesome to know you gave enough of a s#it to at least READ my profile. I guess you've gotten this far so you're not doing too bad...

I work in the computer tech field & as a switchboard operator in a local hospital. I like sci-fi books, SCA, card, board & RPG's, making fun of teenagers in the mall. I like having people over to our house for dinner, games, hanging out because I love to cook, everything & anything.

I drink a little but I don't smoke tobacco... anymore. I switched to an eCig.

I'd really like someone to hang out with who's able to share, love deeply & without strings/games and give a mean massage... I'm a sucker for an awesome massage. I'm really OK with just hanging out, but not OK with simple sex, even though I don't get attached easily. I'm also not OK with clingy attachment.

I like people who have an opinion & know how to state it without being pushy or nasty about it. I'm even OK with civil arguments.

I am sensual, Intelligent, and amazing

Working, Living, loving... mmm loving. Fighting with my sisters, Flirting, Dancing, Hanging out, Game night with the kids.

I work at night so I sleep from sun-up til afternoon... I'm not lazy. People are always saying I'm lazy coz I sleep all day...

B.T.W. I WILL NOT ANSWER MESSAGES ASKING IF I'LL #UCK YOU! Don't ask. It's rude.

Cooking, Fixing things, breaking things,
allowing people to comprehend the situation, Letting people be ignorant if they insist upon it...
getting my way, letting things ride to see where it takes me,
reading, talking, memorizing, repeating, teaching, learning,
making the bed, messing the bed up =P
fighting, mediating, making people feel loved/good/interesting/appreciated, making people feel completely useless in a short amount of time...
scattering, organizing, planning, winging-it, maneuvering, impartial solutions, evaluation, being stable, being crazy, bolstering egos, breaking egos, toasting eggos, communication...

I have big eyes and a pretty voice. I sing almost compulsively, have near-perfect pitch & 8 octaves, although, since I haven't sung "pro" for a while & some of my extremes are rusty.

Books: Well, if I can't decide I just pick the one with the blue cover. I haven't been wrong yet & I've been reading a novel every 3-5 days since I was 10. We can catagorize them by author for quick reference:
Piers Anthony, Ann McCaffrey(RIP!), Orson Scott Card, Kevin J. Anderson, Robert A. Heinlein, Janet Evanovich, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Mercedes Lackey, to name a few. I like Audio Novels too... I drive a lot & it's BORING. If you see a name there you know, ask me if I've read the same books. If not I'll get right to it! ;-D

Movies: Tank Girl, 5th Element, Demolition Man, Shawn of the Dead, Stardust, The Librarian(all of them), Night at the Museum, Serenity, Sin City, Midsummer Night's Dream, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Pan's Labyrinth, Avengers...

TV: Once Upon A Time, Walking Dead, Castle, Grimm, Firefly, 10th Kingdom, Weeds, Dexter, House M.D., Good Eats, MythBusters, Cash in the Attic, It's Me or The Dog, Doctor Who, Chuck, Iron Chef, Invader Zim, Sponge Bob Square Pants...

Food: ummm... How about what I DON'T like...?

I won't eat shrimp, anything flavored like shrimp, or with shrimp bits or pureed shrimp.
Same for peas, but I do like pea pods/spring peas.
No Horse Radish or pepperoni either...
Everything else is fair game & I probably know how to cook it too!

Music: Errr... a little of everything. My profile on YouTube is PerverseLeigh. You are welcome to go look, but I'm feeling too lazy to copy everything over to here.

1. Cheese;

2. Intelligent human contact;

3. Sex;

4. Entertainment;

5. my Fingers... unless I can borrow yours;

6. Electronics and the connections to run them, I mean, if you REALLY were on a deserted island & you had to choose what you couldn't do w/o... WTF are you gonna do with that computer if you don't have ELECTRICITY!? Don't get me started on the cable box...

My writing; I'm obsessed. The Zombie Apocalypse... are you ready?

If I'm not working, I'm good for almost anything. My faves are dancing, drinking, movies, games of any sort that don't involve crying... Suggest something! ;-)
I love to go bar-hopping, but none of my buddies can keep up so I usually end up bringing them home early. :/ Maybe one day I'll have a drinkin buddy that I don't have to pour into bed.

Sometimes I kick people. I like to look in my spam folder & read the subject lines for fun... "Eat yourself skinny!" Really? Hun, if I could eat myself...

*You are gainfully employed. This is a DEAL BREAKER folks!

* You are over 21. Another Deal Breaker! I like to be able to drink without fear of the law!

*You don't mind a grouch. (Some call it "Bitc#".)

*You don't think "hey sexy1 im horny 4 u" or anything remotely like it is a great pick-up line. (Come on! I mean; Seriously?) Try using the proven trifecta of spelling, grammar & interest.

*You have an opinion, even if it's contrary to mine. I'm not interested in holding up the entire conversation. If I were, I'd talk to my d@mn self. Well... Sometimes I do...

*You don't think I "Need saving" or want to "Trade-up" or "Haven't found the right person". Seriously. I like my life. If you want to change it, please try from as far away as possible & without actually contacting me.

hmmm... Yup that's about it.