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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 30
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Fresh NYC transplant from Atlanta. I'm a cinephile, music lover, TV junkie, avid reader, video game player. I love going to movies and concerts. I like vinyl records and baseball. I contain multitudes. I think sadness is a blessing and I hate small talk. I believe in the inherent goodness of man and I struggle to find meaning in the existence of the universe. I take very seriously the idea that there can be humor in everything.

Instagram: Urthstripe
Twitter: @urthstripe

And, if you are enterprising enough, you'll be able to find my various other internet presences from that information. You can Google me, it's okay. It's the 21st century.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a tech company. When I'm not doing that, I like to occupy my time with movies, concerts, TV shows, video games, books, etc., etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trivia and constantly making jokes under my breath.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a mutt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: House of Leaves, Watchmen, Never Let Me Go, American Pastoral, American Gods, The Handmaid’s Tale, among many, many others.

Here's my Goodreads:

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, The Rules of the Game, The Tree of Life, A Separation, Certified Copy, The Thing, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Upstream Color, Kicking and Screaming (the Baumbach film, not the soccer one with Will Ferrell), Children of Men, &c. I recently saw The Duke of Burgundy and absolutely loved it.

Shows: Louie, Friday Night Lights, Veronica Mars, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The Prisoner, Parenthood, Hannibal, The Americans, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, etc., etc., etc. (I watch too much TV)

Music: Yo La Tengo, The Beatles, Sufjan Stevens, The National, The Olivia Tremor Control, The American Analog Set, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Mountain Goats, Camera Obscura, Titus Andronicus, My Bloody Valentine, M83, Sharon van Etten, Faded Paper Figures, etc., etc., etc. (I also listen to too much music).

Here's my Last.FM:

Food: All of it, literally.

And, finally, I Love Bees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much I miss Waffle House and sweet tea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reluctantly going out with friends but actually ending up having a great time or winding down at home watching a movie. I'm happy with both, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first concert I ever went to was Creed. I'm sorry.
You should message me if
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you think that, given the chance, John Darnielle would be your very best friend.