I'm a pretty laid back, people-person kinda guy. That's all.
What I’m doing with my life
I tell people that I work in a bottle shop, but I'm actually a
prominent member of the Ku Klux Klan. If that sounds like something
you're interested in, PM me (no blacks).
I’m really good at
Racism. Also I'm good at lying because my friends (who are white)
totally think I'm a Deli owner. No a bottle shop. The second one.
That was a joke. lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hood. A kid once thought I was a ghost. It was funny because he
was black and I kicked him in his knee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Into the Bat-Tunnels, it's a Batman porno comic.
Movie: Batman and Robin and maybe Green Lantern, because they're
good comic-book movies.
Show: Big Show. He's a wrestler.
Music: I used to be a fan of Tina Turner, but then I found out she
Food: I like hot dogs because they look like willies and that makes
me giggle a bit.
The six things I could never do without
1. My pillow, because I can't sleep without it. Any other pillows
are just too uncomfortable and I have a terrible night.
2. My keytar. The one thing that reminds me of the 80s, my
3. My comic book collection. Without it I would have nothing to
distract me from the horrors I face everyday.
4. My car. It's white.
5. The Internet. Without the Internet I wouldn't have met my
6. My pillow. I know I said that first but it's just really
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like to think about my life and where I'll be in 10 years.
Hopefully somewhere fun, like Arizona, where the blacks are treated
On a typical Friday night I am
At the hospital, laughing at people who are hurt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once kissed a man but only with a bit of tongue because I wasn't
sure if he was into it.
You should message me if
You're white, you don't mind some lovehandles, you're not black.