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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-19
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 6
Black, White
3' 3" (0.99m)
Body Type
Islam but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently), Swahili (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty laid back, people-person kinda guy. That's all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I tell people that I work in a bottle shop, but I'm actually a prominent member of the Ku Klux Klan. If that sounds like something you're interested in, PM me (no blacks).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Racism. Also I'm good at lying because my friends (who are white) totally think I'm a Deli owner. No a bottle shop. The second one. That was a joke. lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hood. A kid once thought I was a ghost. It was funny because he was black and I kicked him in his knee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Into the Bat-Tunnels, it's a Batman porno comic.
Movie: Batman and Robin and maybe Green Lantern, because they're good comic-book movies.
Show: Big Show. He's a wrestler.
Music: I used to be a fan of Tina Turner, but then I found out she was dark-skinned.
Food: I like hot dogs because they look like willies and that makes me giggle a bit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My pillow, because I can't sleep without it. Any other pillows are just too uncomfortable and I have a terrible night.

2. My keytar. The one thing that reminds me of the 80s, my favourite decade.

3. My comic book collection. Without it I would have nothing to distract me from the horrors I face everyday.

4. My car. It's white.

5. The Internet. Without the Internet I wouldn't have met my Klan.

6. My pillow. I know I said that first but it's just really important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think about my life and where I'll be in 10 years. Hopefully somewhere fun, like Arizona, where the blacks are treated properly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the hospital, laughing at people who are hurt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once kissed a man but only with a bit of tongue because I wasn't sure if he was into it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're white, you don't mind some lovehandles, you're not black.