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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–19
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 5, 2012
Black, White
3' 3" (0.99m)
Body Type
Islam but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently), Swahili (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty laid back, people-person kinda guy. That's all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I tell people that I work in a bottle shop, but I'm actually a prominent member of the Ku Klux Klan. If that sounds like something you're interested in, PM me (no blacks).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Racism. Also I'm good at lying because my friends (who are white) totally think I'm a Deli owner. No a bottle shop. The second one. That was a joke. lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hood. A kid once thought I was a ghost. It was funny because he was black and I kicked him in his knee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Into the Bat-Tunnels, it's a Batman porno comic.
Movie: Batman and Robin and maybe Green Lantern, because they're good comic-book movies.
Show: Big Show. He's a wrestler.
Music: I used to be a fan of Tina Turner, but then I found out she was dark-skinned.
Food: I like hot dogs because they look like willies and that makes me giggle a bit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My pillow, because I can't sleep without it. Any other pillows are just too uncomfortable and I have a terrible night.

2. My keytar. The one thing that reminds me of the 80s, my favourite decade.

3. My comic book collection. Without it I would have nothing to distract me from the horrors I face everyday.

4. My car. It's white.

5. The Internet. Without the Internet I wouldn't have met my Klan.

6. My pillow. I know I said that first but it's just really important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think about my life and where I'll be in 10 years. Hopefully somewhere fun, like Arizona, where the blacks are treated properly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the hospital, laughing at people who are hurt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once kissed a man but only with a bit of tongue because I wasn't sure if he was into it.
You should message me if
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You're white, you don't mind some lovehandles, you're not black.