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35 M San Diego, CA

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Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Wanted: A profound connection with a woman. Short-term or long-term; for now or forever, experiencing pure and raw intimacy and love. Intellectual, emotional, physical and creative intimacy. Devotion, admiration and appreciation shared between two conscious, present and kind people. Seriously.

Disclaimer: I am not always this entertaining in person. This profile was simply written to get your attention, keep your attention and become unforgettable amongst a sea of 250,000 male fish. If we're fortunate enough to meet each other offline, you'll find out why I've never had a bad first date.

"The Best Dating Profile You'll Ever Read (or You're Buying Dinner)"

Do you want to meet an unusually honest, relatively happy and supposedly accomplished man who respects women, adores animals and cares about the planet? If so, read on!

Attention single, kind, caring and compassionate women of America! If you are fun-loving, laid back, down-to-earth, drama free, love life, like your friends, love your family, like to eat healthy, consider yourself a foodie because you love eating food, love laughing, like staying in and going out, love traveling and staying home, enjoy taking advantage of everything life or the city has to offer, are interested in trying new restaurants, seeking a partner in crime, work hard and play hard, like sitting down and standing up, really enjoy breathing oxygen, think some men need not apply on here and list what you're not looking for on your dating profile, then you might just eventually learn to love him, too.

Imagine dating a man whose health is his #1 priority and who should have been a comedian and psychologist rather than just some author and professional speaker. Now, imagine investing your precious time with that very same person. What a guy, right?!

That guy is passionate about healthful, delicious, cruelty-free and plant-based nutrition (vegan food!), creativity (design and music!) and animal welfare (every species has the right to vote and marry!). Now, imagine that while this very same man was born and raised in Northern NJ (10 minutes outside of NYC), he's lived in San Diego for 12 years and loves the weather, beaches and lifestyle so much that he intends to live there for at least the next 90 or 100 years. Who wouldn't want to date such a guy?

Thousands. Literally, thousands of women wouldn't want to date such a guy, but you may, right? Right. Look, after years of focusing on his career and helping millions (okay, dozens) of people make better decisions and build long-term relationships, he's now available, interested and finally qualified to meet, date and possibly fall in love with a very special woman.

Just what kind of woman, you ask? A conscious, kind and compassionate woman who is affectionate, patient and understanding. A woman who is interested in exploring and evolving emotionally, intellectually, personally, physically and professionally... or at the very least, a woman who's just available to explore Balboa Park for 30-60 minutes with him. That'll be fine, too.

And if you act now you'll get a free gift (the best kind). Write him today and you'll receive your choice of a bonus email. You can choose from:

(a) "10 Reasons Why He's Single"
(b) "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Him"
(c) "10 Reasons Why You're Going to Love Dating Him"

Just kidding! This is simply just a ploy to get you to write him. Let him know if works, okay?

PS: He's open to short-term and long-term dating, so if you would never, ever marry him even if he was the last man on Earth, he would still love to meet you!

PPS: He's about 6'1 tall with shoes on, so be prepared.

PPPS: According to research, he's more likely to reply to an email than a wink.

PPPPS: Unwanted, shirtless photos are available by invitation only. Sorry not to disappoint you.

PPPPPS: Oh, and if you're self-obsessed, judgmental, critical and controlling, his therapist would love to meet you, too!
What I’m doing with my life
• hosting events, writing jokes & taking pics/video
• running a business and leading a few non-profits
• resistance training, walking and yoga
• cooking and baking vegan lunches, dinners & desserts
• playing at the beach and getting weekly massages
• writing songs, singing and playing piano
I’m really good at
• public speaking
• comedy
• building relationships
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
• favorite books: Mad Cowboy: Plain Truth from the Cattle Rancher Who Won't Eat Meat, and The Five Love Languages
• favorite movies: Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead; Forks Over Knives; Food, Inc.
• favorite shows: Family Guy, Dexter & Madmen
• favorite music: Musicals and film soundtracks
• favorite foods: Thai, Sushi, Italian, Mexican, Indian, fresh fruit, smoothies and vegan desserts.
The six things I could never do without
• fruits and veggies
• massages
• beaches
• creativity
• writing utensils
• physical affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
• health and wellness, avoiding disease and extending my lifespan
• communication, relationships and human behavior
• why I spend so much time thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
telling my mother that I'm doing something unforgettable with you on Saturday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
• I'm completely drug and disease-free
• I sometimes imagine that my tofu is mozzarella cheese and that my six-pack is a beer belly
• My siblings and I were raised Jewish, but our family never talked about religion, god and coincidentally, we were all atheists. (I'm the grandson of a rabbi, too. Yikes!)
• Our first kiss will be awkward because you'll be making the first move.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if... you haven't heard from me yet. Please understand that with millions of single women online, it would take me a few years before finding your profile let alone actually reviewing it. Therefore, why not radically increase the probability of us meeting in real life by contacting me right now? Do it now. Do it for us.

You should message me if you crave any of these:
• chemistry
• compatibility
• caring
• communication
• compassion
• connection
• consciousness
• consideration
• cooperation
• curiosity
• creativity

You should NOT message me if...
Kidding. Who goes to a restaurant and tells the server what they DON'T want?