Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Race: Caucasian Homo sapien
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Mario Kart, Reading 3, Beverage making 2, Bass guitar 2, Singing 1,
Shyness, Insomnia, Humor, Patience, Empathy, Snark, Sarcasm
What I’m doing with my life
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I don't know! Shocking.
I worked in restaurants from the time I was 14 until I turned 29. I
tended bar for the last 9 years of my life, and while once I was
convinced I was going to be a career restaurateur, i just had it
one day and decided I wasn't going to do it anymore. So now I'm
entering my thirties, having wasted a good portion of my life on
something I no longer care about, and am sort of just meandering
along until something strikes me.
I quit smoking and drinking. I don't mind if other people do, but
I've had my fill of being drunk, buying cigarettes, and getting
high every day.
I enjoy being single. But it's been a while, so I'm open to
everything except casual sex. I'm a lady, after all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Disappointing my mother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books are
uhhh. Lolita is probably my favorite. The Sun Also Rises, East of
Eden, Fahrenheit 451, Dracula, and Rosemary's Baby come
Horror and suspense mostly. Ridley Scott, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley
Kubrick. Some asian gore. Lots of black and white stuff. Metropolis
is pretty legit for being 100 years old.
Hands down the X-Files is my favorite show. I've watched the entire
series many times and I'll continue to do so until I die. Other
than that, funny stuff. Parks & Rec, Trailer Park Boys, &
Archer come to mind. I like to watch documentary shows about weird
sexual fetishes and obsessive compulsive behaviors.
80s goth, metal, post punk, punk, industrial. Ethereal shit.
Bauhaus, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Joy Division, The Cure,
Baroness, Dir en grey, Mastodon, Black Sabbath, Metallica,
Everything except for nori and curry.
Mostly rice, chicken, pizza, and pasta.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clean, warm socks
Long hot showers
A heavy comforter or blanket
A nice pair of headphones. Mandatory for a good life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that there's a skeleton inside of everyone. Spooky.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix with my cat.
Playing video games.
You should message me if
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You are somewhat nerdy, empathetic, self aware, and
If you have at least three hobbies that don't include
Say hi, I'm nice.
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