Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What you should know : I'm a husky ginger dude with a pretty goofy
personality and a lot of nerdy/off the wall interests. I often get
compared to a lumberjack. And I'm a relatively intelligent guy with
a decent amount of patience.
What you shouldn't know : Any of the stuff you're about to skim
through below this section. But it's there. So you might as
What I probably don't want you to know : I consider my biggest flaw
to be that I have a tendency to steer conversation towards myself
so that I feel like I can talk about things more freely. It's not
out of arrogance or me being self-absorbed. I just do it to try and
stay in my element. Nobody wants to be Donny. But I'm working on it
and don't mind if you kindly point it out to me while we're talking
so I can try to stop.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching myself electrical engineering as I learn how to make
valve/tube amplifiers. Learning Swedish because I felt like
starting it one day. And I build guitar effects pedals as a side
job/hobby. Bill the Enchanter is quite the asshole in my D&D
group but everybody loves to have him around. My Magic : The
Gathering game needs to step up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Epic air guitar solos.
-Making prog music in midi format.
-I'm talented with four or five strings and some good groove.
-I'm a writer currently trying to get my first manuscript to a
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I asked around. Most people mentioned the beard. The rest said they
noticed my ability to problem solve at an advanced rate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books = Favorite story of all time is The Casque of Amontillado,
followed closely by Fitzpatrick's War by Theodore Judson. Anything
by Brent Weeks. The Last Ring Bearer by Kiril Yeskov (fantastic
read for any interested in LOTR). Anything by Feist. Emerson,
Thoreau, etc. Pretty much epic fantasy and Transcendentalist
Movies = As long as you keep my attention, we're good. A few
favorites are Episodes 4-6 of Star Wars, pretty much any Star Trek
movie produced no matter how crappy or amazing, Role Models,
Starship Troopers, Serenity, Princess Mononoke, Kiss Kiss Bang
Bang, A Clockwork Orange, Gladiator, anything James Bond, the
original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, anything from
Tarantino, and Goon.
Shows = Burn Notice all the way, White Collar, Game of Thrones,
Firefly, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica. I tried to get into
Breaking Bad, but It just couldn't keep my attention.
Music = Don't get me started... The list is long. Favorite band is
The Sword. Other favorites include Ufomammut, Myrath, The Black
Keys. For All Those Sleeping. Priestess. Mustasch. Kyuss. Red Fang.
Go Radio. Ben Folds. Ben Harper. Jack Johnson. Anything 60's and
70's funk. Anything blues.
Food = I like to cook. Give me a recipe so I can screw with it and
make something better!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How I should just start pasting a bunch of Johnny Bravo one-liners
as my messages and marrying the first person that responds with
- When I message a high percentage match on here and never get a
reply, I always think of this :
- Where my next paycheck is going and how to budget it.
- If inanimate objects could talk, what kind of stories would they
- Why hasn't there been an HD reboot of Starfox?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out on the town with friends, at home gaming online with
friends, watching some Netflix, or writing. Exciting, I know!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once defended a lone injured grasshopper from an entire colony of
raging hungry ants using only a Chico stick, magnifying glass, and
grits. Hop on, young grasshopper. Hop on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it this far and didn't puke.
Truth to tell, I'm looking for someone that inspires me to WANT to
be around them. If you think you're up to the task, I welcome your
You want to play spot the lie:
1. I am banned from the Hilton-Garden Inn in Nashville, TN.
2. I am a hopeless romantic who will light candles and cite poetry
just to make a girl smile, or laugh in surprise.
3. My bookshelf has over 100 pieces of fine literature in no
You skipped to this part to see if you fit in my parameters.
You're a redditor.
You've ever wanted to spend a few hours setting up hundreds of
dominoes just to knock them down for the sake of art.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.