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LowMaintGuy

49 M Boston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Former creative fiction-writer.
Professional Homebody.
Self-deprecating humor.
Weekend walker / Runner / Soccer player
Avid reader of The New Yorker.What else is there ?

I like to
1) read
2) relax
3) writing
4) work
5) get to know each other

1) Read:
Sucks to say how boring you will ultimately find me once you discover how I like to read the Journal of Database Management. That said, I like to read in general, from Financial Times to Twitter. I grew up in an academic / literary environment. I’d find you attractive if you were in the same boat. Wearing librarian glasses and being a smart ass, too. It’s a large boat metaphor

2) Relax:
That said, however, I'm a certified homebody. I like decompressing with pure cable, hipster indie flicks and clever neo-tv-series. I’m a cuddlebug and media junkie. That said, I like going out and enjoying all that Boston has to offer, including the parks.

3) Writing
My hobby is fiction. I grew up writing short fiction and reading/studying some postmodern authors who kicked my metaphorical ass. My fiction writing is a problem cause it materializes in regular stuff, like an exuberant cook thinking its laundry: shirts in the oven, pants on the stove. Writing is a dimension that reality never concedes.

4) Work:
I’m not going to change the world, astonish you, or blow you away with my pure awesomeness. I work as a Dilbert database administrator for a securities firm. I like working. Working is good for the soul; being productive, creative or “taking care of business” is merely a natural extension of my routine. I happen to be good at my job. Thus, the employment thing.

If you still reading, then glad you're still aboard !

5) Get to know you

My goal is to make reading my profile less a chore and more an engagement, like a potential relationship. Yet it takes work and expectation management. Are we long-term relationship material? At least this is my goal, and yours too. Guilty as charged for stumbling into the less than long-term, but only in terms of believing in much more. Chalk it up to being a romantic soul with a charming inability to navigate the courting process; botching your name or your cat's name; or saying 'I love you' when I meant to say was 'Please pass the ketchup'.

If our content summaries feel compatible, then reach out. I’m more inclined to meet face to face in some low-drill setting as opposed to email/phone musical rifts. Going out on a date would save us both time and reveal our potential together. My goal is to make you feel comfortable and be amused and feel like you can be yourself. Side course of my hot body is complimentary, of course *rimshot*.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training for Fall Season ( Soccer). This constitutes running, to stay in shape and avoid injury. I eventually will have to go back to yoga to regain flexibility. Ultimately have to loose a couple thousand pounds due to excessive sweet tooth.

Being as vague as possible on the subway. Black sunglasses, suit and tie. Reading my phone. Vagueness activated.

Asking myself am I a cat person or a dog person or one of my twitter personas.

Self-induced mindfulness, leading to reversal of ego. I like reading Taoist-like poetry. I work on putting into practice what I learn and feel. I get philosophical as a condition of living.

I know your busy, thus the profile. What are you doing with your life ? Kicking ass ?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
soccer,
procrastination,
staying out of trouble,
staying out of mosh pits,
considering trouble,
adapting to new situations,
remembering,
forgetting all I've remembered.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fitbit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
REALITY: French impressionism, Kandinksy and American 1920-1940 paintings.

AUDIO: Violin & piano (George Winston; Erik Satie); Tropic of Cancer, Slayer, Nouvelle Vague; Tamaryn; Chopin, Cat Power, Rose Melberg; Sigur Ros, The Softies, The Smiths, Voicesvoices, Elliot Smith, Coco Rosie, Seapony, Mazzy Star, The Breeders, Garbage, L7, Joy Division, Donna Summer, Polish Witch house, Glitch, Zydeco; freak folk; Riot Grrrl bands; (used to be on the edge of most mosh pits in my youth)

VISUAL: Any film by Gus Van Sant, Brothers Quay, Hal Hartley, Miranda July, Todd Solondz or any film on Sundance ; True Romance, Good Fellas, Eraserhead, Little Miss Sunshine, Last Stop Wonderland, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Fargo, Taxi Driver, Harold & Maude, The Squid and The Whale, Ordinary People, Kramer Versus Kramer, Your Friends & Neighbors, Annie Hall, Gerry, The Hurt Locker

FLOTSAM: Adult Swim, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Colbert Report, Portlandia, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Breaking Bad.

DIET: anything with Sriracha sauce; black coffee, almonds, Red Bull, Hersey's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Knowing the time.
2) Creating a meme.
3) Reading Alice Munro short stories
4) Peaceful weather.
5) A good house.
6) Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the scene where Woody Allen couldn't catch the Lobster in the movie Annie Hall would be played by Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.

Pedestrian Traffic strategies and optimization.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waiting until Monday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Potty mouth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a good boyfriend, not too boring, but amazingly close. You want affection, respect and independence. You like sharing time together. You're fairly intelligent, healthy and unexpectedly funny.