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LowMaintGuy

49 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Former creative fiction-writer.
Professional Homebody.
Self-deprecating humor.
Avid reader of The New Yorker.What else is there ?

I like to
1) read
2) relax
3) work, in that order.
Sometimes I switch it around. :-)

I hate emoticons :(

Employed.
I'm a database administrator for a modest investment management firm. I love learning more than anything. Most of life is about learning, so I thought I'd find something like that.

Are we long-term relationship material ? At least this is my goal. Guilty as charged for stumbling into the less than long-term, but only in terms of believing in much more. Chalk it up to being a romantic soul with a charming inability to navigate the courting process; botching your name or your cat's name or saying 'I love you' when I meant to say was 'Please pass the ketchup'. I come in handy when there's a weather emergency or power outage. I can whip up a bacon and cheese omelette, find a parking spot and navigate through bureaucratic institutions.

If our content summaries feel compatible, then reach out. I'd like to believe that sustainable relationships are complimentary in unforeseen ways where online profiles lack, a.k.a the elusive "chemistry". Lets see if we have that together and go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training for Fall Season ( Soccer)
Going to work.
Going to the store.

Being as vague as possible on the subway.

Asking myself am I a cat person or a dog person. And the truth is, do the cats and dogs ask themselves if they are a human cat or human dog ?

Building database architecture prototypes.

Self-induced mindfulness, leading to reversal of ego. I like reading Taoist poetry. I work on putting into practice what I learn and feel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
soccer,
procrastination,
staying out of trouble,
staying out of mosh pits,
considering trouble,
adapting to new situations,
remembering,
forgetting all I've remembered.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fitbit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
REALITY: French impressionism, Kandinksy and American 1920-1940 paintings.

AUDIO: Violin & piano (George Winston; Erik Satie); Tropic of Cancer, Slayer, Nouvelle Vague; Tamaryn; Chopin, Cat Power, Rose Melberg; Sigur Ros, The Softies, The Smiths, Voicesvoices, Elliot Smith, Coco Rosie, Seapony, Mazzy Star, The Breeders, Garbage, L7, Joy Division, Donna Summer, Polish Witch house, Glitch, Zydeco; freak folk; Riot Grrrl bands; (used to be on the edge of most mosh pits in my youth)

VISUAL: Any film by Gus Van Sant, Brothers Quay, Hal Hartley, Miranda July, Todd Solondz or any film on Sundance ; True Romance, Good Fellas, Eraserhead, Little Miss Sunshine, Last Stop Wonderland, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Fargo, Taxi Driver, Harold & Maude, The Squid and The Whale, Ordinary People, Kramer Versus Kramer, Your Friends & Neighbors, Annie Hall, Gerry, The Hurt Locker

FLOTSAM: Adult Swim, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Colbert Report, Portlandia, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Breaking Bad.

DIET: anything with Sriracha sauce; black coffee, almonds, Red Bull, Hersey's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Knowing the time.
2) Creating a meme.
3) Reading Alice Munro short stories
4) Peaceful weather.
5) A good house.
6) Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the scene where Woody Allen couldn't catch the Lobster in the movie Annie Hall would be played by Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.

Pedestrian Traffic strategies and optimization.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waiting until Monday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Potty mouth.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a good boyfriend, not too boring, but amazingly close. You want affection, respect and independence. You like sharing time together. You're fairly intelligent, healthy and unexpectedly funny.