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LowMaintGuy

49 M Boston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Former creative fiction-writer.
Professional Homebody.
Guppy in a vast sea.
Self-deprecating humor.
Weekend walker / Runner / Soccer player
Avid reader of The New Yorker.What else is there ?

I like to
1) read
2) relax
3) write
4) work

1) Read:

Sucks to say how boring you will ultimately find me once you discover how I like to read the Journal of Database Management. That said, I like to read in general, from Financial Times to Twitter. I grew up in an academic / literary environment. However, autocorrect fucks me up.

2) Relax & 3) Write

PhD and doctoral candidate in Taking It Easy. I'm a certified homebody. I like decompressing with hipster indie flicks and clever neo-tv-shows. I’m a cuddlebug and media junkie. Reading, writing and making a snack. ( Did you know if you mix sour cream with balsamic vinger, you get a tasty vegetable dip ? )

That said, I'm a bit outdoor-sy: Hiking & kayaking suits me well. Mix in the seasonal soccer games and 5ks and you get the generic picture.

My hobby was writing fiction. I tend to dabble in this from time to time. Now I just edit this thing.

4) Work:
I’m not going to change the world, astonish you, or blow you away with my pure awesomeness. I work as a database administrator. But, I look at my job as a piece of art, not a paycheck. In that capacity, I happen to be very good at what i do. Thus, the employment thing. Database technologies is my man cave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training for Fall Season ( Soccer). This constitutes running, to stay in shape and avoid injury. Eventually I will have to go back to yoga to regain flexibility. Ultimately have to loose a couple thousand pounds due to excessive sweet tooth.

Being as vague as possible on the subway. Black sunglasses, suit and tie. Reading my phone. Vagueness activated.

Yawning at hipsters. Ironic.

Self-induced mindfulness, leading to reversal of ego. I enjoy Taoist-like poetry. I work on putting into practice what I learn and feel. But I am lazy and not without flaws.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
soccer,
procrastination,
staying out of trouble,
considering trouble,
adapting to new situations,
remembering,
forgetting all I've remembered.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Fitbit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
REALITY: French impressionism, Kandinksy and American 1920-1940 paintings.

AUDIO: Really obscure techno, minimal techno, minimal, electronic, ambient. Such as this:

http://youtu.be/jlR_KWHkobI?list=RDDpvwlg2AwdQ

However, I normally gravitate to bluegrass and acoustic jams a la dive bars.

VISUAL: Any film by Gus Van Sant, Brothers Quay, Hal Hartley, Miranda July, Todd Solondz or any film on Sundance ; True Romance, Good Fellas, Eraserhead, Little Miss Sunshine, Last Stop Wonderland, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Fargo, Taxi Driver, Harold & Maude, The Squid and The Whale, Ordinary People, Kramer Versus Kramer, Your Friends & Neighbors, Annie Hall, Gerry, The Hurt Locker, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset

FLOTSAM: Adult Swim, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Colbert Report, Portlandia, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead.

DIET: anything with Sriracha sauce; black coffee, Sugar Free Red Bull, Hershey's chocolate syrup, sashimi, curry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Knowing the time.
2) Screwing around with language.
3) Reading Alice Munro stories in my mind.
4) Midwestern weather.
5) A good house to come home.
6) Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the scene where Woody Allen couldn't catch the Lobster in the movie Annie Hall would be played by Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.

Pedestrian traffic strategies and optimization.

Writing something smart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waiting around until Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Potty mouth.
You should message me if
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You think we'd get along. You're laid back and comfortable in your own skin. You want affection, respect and independence. You like sharing time together. You're fairly intelligent, healthy and unexpectedly funny. You're serious and playful.