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LowMaintGuy

49 Boston, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
More boring than Crest ( I have nothing against toothpaste)
Certified Homebody.
Guppy in a vast sea.
Famous nobody.
Self-deprecating humor.
Laid back non-fiction reader / Laid back fiction writer
Kind to folks. Kind of aimless.
Less awesome / more real.

My Myers-Briggs Parody Personality type is EHGP ( Emotional, Humble, Generous, Playful ). My literary astrological sign is Smith Corona Typewriter.

If grammar was a crime, I'd be in jail. I suck at sentence structure. I believe spelling is one of the good purgatory levels. Language has a restraining order against me. A good book is an on-going bully.

I am a dichotomy. I am a blend of conventional and the unconventional. My mind wanders, but I focus during my job ( database programmer ) To me, getting high is a yoga pose, a summer afternoon, smell of pine trees or a hurricane, a 5k or a simple movie event. I'm an unremarkable man.

We'd probably get along if...
You have a slight edge, oddball humor, laid-back and a down-to-earth attitude. Bonus if you are literary type, wear your sarcasm like you wear your heart, have the same conventional / unconventional dichotomy with society, and are looking for someone long-term.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being as vague as possible on the subway. Reading my phone. Vagueness activated.

Yawning at hipsters. I am SO ironic.

Walking across intersections with 5 seconds left.

Thinking of Alice Munro writing styles
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
soccer,
procrastination,
adapting to new situations,
being modest,
extraneous conversation,
opening jars,
remembering mother's day,
checking account balance greater than 0
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
haven't shaved,
average weird,
yellow stickies,
jibber jabber,
postmodernist subway commuter,
first round on him
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
READING : The New Yorker

AUDIO CLASSIFICATIONS: Obscure techno, minimal techno, minimal, dub, electronic, ambient, industrial, avant-garde, IDM, downtempo, dark folk

AUDIO REPRESENTATION: The Breeders, Cocteau Twins, Garbage, Washed Out, Joy Division, L7, Nirvana, Portishead, The Replacements, Elliot Smith, Led Zep, Sigur Rós and piano music from Bach, George Winston, Erik Satie, Chan Marshall of Cat Power and Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star.

VISUAL: Any film by Gus Van Sant, Brothers Quay, Hal Hartley, Miranda July, Todd Solondz or any film on Sundance ; True Romance, Good Fellas, Eraserhead, Little Miss Sunshine, Last Stop Wonderland, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Fargo, Taxi Driver, Harold & Maude, The Squid and The Whale, Ordinary People, Kramer Versus Kramer, Your Friends & Neighbors, Annie Hall, Gerry, The Hurt Locker, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Chasing Amy, Birdman

FLOTSAM: Adult Swim, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Colbert Report, Portlandia, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Louie, True Detective.

DIET: Sriracha sauce, black coffee, Sugar Free Red Bull, Hershey's chocolate syrup, sashimi, curry, the occasional Jameson on-the-rocks. Separated; not blended together.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Reading about capitalist conspiracy theories.
2) Strong pot of tea.
3) Pen.
4) Being in love / companionship
5) A proper home with some order.
6) Making jokes in a postmodernist kiln
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) What is the font style of : The New Yorker magazine.

2) Anything that doesn't make my head explode too much

3) How the scene where Woody Allen couldn't catch the Lobster in the movie Annie Hall would be played by Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing another "X" on the calendar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I thought the game Words with Friends was a code phrase for participating in casual sex in a library.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Relationship-oriented. Funny in a quiet way. You're down-to-earth, professional job / career, think that we could hit it off.

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