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LowMaintGuy

49 Boston, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Certified Homebody.
Guppy in a vast sea.
Famous nobody.
Literary Bent.
Self-deprecating humor.
Carb Addict :-)
Weekend walker / Runner / Soccer player
Kind. Observant. Practical.
Emotional. Loyal. Sarcastic.
Humble, Grateful, Generous.
Less awesome; more real.

Though I've cut my teeth on philosophical authors like Baudrillard, Derrida and Foucault, I now read financial and technical documentation related to my career. I value work and routine. I have an odd sense of humor. I'm sensitive-emotional, but in knowing what makes life worthwhile. I enjoy my seasonal soccer games and run a couple of 5ks, when I'm in good shape :-)

I work as a database administrator. I come home and decompress and have a soda and straighten up around the house. Wild life, I know. I do look at my job as a piece of art, not a paycheck, cause I write / fix program code that does fancy stuff.

If you have a slight edge, oddball humor, laid-back and a down-to-earth attitude, then we be probably get long. If you're smart and have weird sense of the world, lets go out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training for spring season ( soccer). This constitutes running, to stay in shape and avoid injury. Eventually I will have to go back to yoga to regain flexibility. Ultimately have to loose a couple thousand pounds due to excessive sweet tooth.

Being as vague as possible on the subway. Reading my phone. Vagueness activated.

Yawning at hipsters. I am SO ironic.

Unironically, trading overnight financial markets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
soccer,
procrastination,
adapting to new situations,
being modest
The first things people usually notice about me
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Fitbit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
READING: Alice Munro

REALITY: French impressionism, Kandinksy and American 1920-1940 paintings.

UNCONVENTIONAL AUDIO: Obscure techno, minimal techno, minimal, dub, electronic, ambient, industrial, avant-garde & idm: Artists include: Conforce, Delta Funktionen, Developer, Alex Do, Echologist, Exium, Glass Candy, Claro Intelecto, Jonas Kopp, Lucy, Oscar Mulero, Mike Parker, NX1, Sandwell District, Sawlin, Shifted, SHXCXCHCXSH, Subjected, Markus Suckut, Stanislav Tolkachev, Vortex Rikers, White Ring.

CONVENTIONAL AUDIO: The Breeders, Cocteau Twins, Garbage, L7, Nirvana, Portishead, The Replacements, Elliot Smith, Led Zep, piano music from Bach, George Winston, Erik Satie.

LIVE AUDIO Bluegrass and acoustic jam sessions a la dive bars in Camby, Som'ville and thereabouts.

VISUAL: Any film by Gus Van Sant, Brothers Quay, Hal Hartley, Miranda July, Todd Solondz or any film on Sundance ; True Romance, Good Fellas, Eraserhead, Little Miss Sunshine, Last Stop Wonderland, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Fargo, Taxi Driver, Harold & Maude, The Squid and The Whale, Ordinary People, Kramer Versus Kramer, Your Friends & Neighbors, Annie Hall, Gerry, The Hurt Locker, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset

FLOTSAM: Adult Swim, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Colbert Report, Portlandia, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Louie, True Detective.

DIET: Sriracha sauce, black coffee, Sugar Free Red Bull, Hershey's chocolate syrup, sashimi, curry, the occasional Jameson on-the-rocks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Knowing the time.
2) Screwing around with language.
3) Pen.
4) *drawing a blank*
5) A proper home with some order.
6) Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the scene where Woody Allen couldn't catch the Lobster in the movie Annie Hall would be played by Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing another "X" on the calendar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I miss Ren & Stimpy
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd get along. You're comfortable in your own skin. You want affection, respect and independence. You like sharing some time together. You're intelligent, healthy and unexpectedly funny.

If you want a complementary partner and not just an activity partner; I don't expect two people will have exactly the same interests, but rather complement each other, nurturing each other's strengths.

Lastly, if you agree with this: from some woman's profile I read on this site, I'll just quote it:

"Naturally, I'm starting to doubt that this is the place to find a lasting relationship, but I've found it useful in life to remain hopeful, so here I still am."