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LowMaintGuy

49 Boston, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
More boring than Crest ( I have nothing against toothpaste)
Certified Homebody.
Guppy in a vast sea.
Famous nobody.
Self-deprecating humor.
Laid back non-fiction reader / Laid back fiction writer
Kind to folks. Kind of aimless.
Less awesome / more real.

My Myers-Briggs Parody Personality type is EHGP ( Emotional, Humble, Generous, Playful ). My literary astrological sign is Smith Corona Typewriter.

If grammar was a crime, I'd be in jail. I suck at sentence structure. I believe spelling is one of the levels of purgatory. Language has a restraining order against me. A good book is a bully.

Here's the normal / relationship stuff: I value work and routine. I have an odd sense of humor. I work as a database administrator. I come home and decompress and have a soda and straighten up around the house. Wild life, I know. Please check out the rest of my profile if you are done making tea.

We'd probably get along if...
You have a slight edge, oddball humor, laid-back and a down-to-earth attitude. You fancy yourself both smart and a smart ass. You embrace an idea, or believe in something outside yourself ( a growth of a plant, a childs' words, an old persons' history, the universe, a piece of art, the sound of all music, the way words speak on paper.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being as vague as possible on the subway. Reading my phone. Vagueness activated.

Yawning at hipsters. I am SO ironic.

Unironically, trading overnight spread and options on (Wall Street, NASDAQ, Russ2k and forex) futures markets. Money the not-old-fashioned way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
soccer,
procrastination,
adapting to new situations,
being modest,
extraneous conversation,
opening jars,
remembering mother's day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
haven't shaved,
average weird,
yellow stickies,
jibber jabber,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
READING: Alice Munro. Probably the only one worth reading. I read anything in The New Yorker at the exclusion of everything else.

REALITY: French impressionism, Kandinksy and American 1920-1940 paintings.

UNCONVENTIONAL AUDIO: Obscure techno, minimal techno, minimal, dub, electronic, ambient, industrial, avant-garde, IDM and downtempo.

CONVENTIONAL AUDIO: The Breeders, Cocteau Twins, Garbage, Washed Out, Joy Division, L7, Nirvana, Portishead, The Replacements, Elliot Smith, Led Zep, Sigur Rós and piano music from Bach, George Winston, Erik Satie.

LIVE AUDIO Bluegrass and acoustic jam sessions a la dive bars in Camby, Som'ville and thereabouts.

VISUAL: Any film by Gus Van Sant, Brothers Quay, Hal Hartley, Miranda July, Todd Solondz or any film on Sundance ; True Romance, Good Fellas, Eraserhead, Little Miss Sunshine, Last Stop Wonderland, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Fargo, Taxi Driver, Harold & Maude, The Squid and The Whale, Ordinary People, Kramer Versus Kramer, Your Friends & Neighbors, Annie Hall, Gerry, The Hurt Locker, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Chasing Amy.

FLOTSAM: Adult Swim, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Colbert Report, Portlandia, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Louie, True Detective.

DIET: Sriracha sauce, black coffee, Sugar Free Red Bull, Hershey's chocolate syrup, sashimi, curry, the occasional Jameson on-the-rocks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Structuring financial derivative contract positions.
2) Strong pot of tea.
3) Pen. I'm always looking for one when they're not around :-(
4) Being in love / sharing those values.
5) A proper home with some order.
6) Peace, Gratitude and then time to go to bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the scene where Woody Allen couldn't catch the Lobster in the movie Annie Hall would be played by Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing another "X" on the calendar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Rolling in dough, not pizza.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd get along. You're comfortable in your own skin. You want affection, respect and independence. You like sharing some time together. You're intelligent, healthy and unexpectedly funny.

I'm not looking to meet my double. Rather, I'm hoping to find someone where we compliment each other, providing support, and sharing some standard values together.

Lastly, if you agree with this: from some woman's profile I read on this site, I'll just quote it:

"Naturally, I'm starting to doubt that this is the place to find a lasting relationship, but I've found it useful in life to remain hopeful, so here I still am."

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