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LowRSquared

31 M Norfolk, VA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: I'm currently in a relationship that's been going really well for some time now. I'm not looking for any romantic additions to my life, but I'm open to making new friends. The rest of my profile is as it was when I was single, because I think it does of good job of summing up my personality.

Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff.

I'm a kid at heart. While I can be quite the adult when the occasion calls for it, most of the time I'm just . . . goofy, I guess. I dance at strange times (my happy dance looks much like a rain dance of some kind). I'm almost never serious, and I will say the strangest things to get a smile from someone.

Recently, I've been working on tailoring my abundant sarcasm away from being snarky and towards being more tongue in cheek. I like to laugh, but I'd rather laugh with someone than at them.

In my free time I like to run, karaoke, and act. I take acting classes a few times a week. I'm not pursuing a career as an actor, but I think that as adults we don't spend enough time pretending and using our imagination. I also make it out to the theatre whenever I can.

Karaoke is blast as well. I mean, really, who doesn't want to sing Rebel Yell in front of a room full of strangers?

I try to stay in pretty good shape. I recently began Crossfit. I'm liking it so far - it's intense! Fitness is important to me, and some modicum of physical fitness in a potential partner is a must.

I'm horrible with technology. I'm horrible at computer or video games. I can barely use my phone. Facebook is a mystery to me. I fear the day when I can no longer figure out my coffee pot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After a few years of working after high school, I decided to go pursue more education and change careers. I graduated from Virginia Tech with a degree in financial planning. I was one of the lucky few that got a job, in his field, right out of college, and I've been loving every minute of it!

I was in the Marine Corps Reserves for six years. It was a fun ride.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reaching things on the top shelf. I have long monkey arms.

Quoting television shows. I do this constantly. It's even better when people recognize what I'm doing.

I am a fount of random, anecdotal information. My friends refer to it was my "Useless fact of the day."

Modesty. I'm really good at being modest. The best. No wait ... that's not right...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, perhaps my impeccable diction.

Many people tell me that I look significantly younger than my age suggests.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
I love reading fantasy. Raymond Feist, Elizabeth Hayden, G.R.R Martin, and Terry Goodkind are among my favorites. I've also been trying to branch out into business/finance books lately. It's a work in progress.

Movies:
I'm a big fan of movies. I love to laugh, so comedies are probably my favorite. I like Will Ferrell and older Adam Sandler movies. They're just so ridiculous. I also like action and drama. I can rewatch those less, but they are great for a few views. Shawshank Redemption is my all time favorite movie. Princess Bride deserves a mention. Val Kilmer's rendition of Doc Holliday in Tombstone was amazing. Don't even get me started on super hero movies...

All in all. I'm pretty much down with anything playing on the moving picture box.

Shows:
I love all things Whedon: Buffy/Angel/Firefly/Dollhouse. Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog is epic. How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Breaking Bad, Heroes, Dexter, House, True Blood, Game of Thrones, Spartacus, Lie to Me, and Big Bang Theory are also among my favorites. I also happen to own most all of them. I prefer TV shows to movies. They can tell much more involved stories because they are not constrained by a 2 hour time limit.

Music:
I like rock music. When I was younger, it was Slipknot, Mudvayne, and other heavy/death/metal artists. In the last few years, I've been pulling more towards the sounds of bands like Seether, Breaking Benjamin, and 3 Days Grace. All those catchy hip hop songs also tend to get stuck in my head, against my will at first, but now I just go with it. I also love pretty much all 80's hair metal; 90's alternative is good, also. Music is one of those things that, for better or worse, I've never really gone beyond the mainstream.

Food:
I love coffee. We're talking fresh ground bean coffee here, not instant coffee heated in a microwave. Other than that, I try to eat healthy foods, not always with the most success; I love fresh fruit. I've recently discovered pho, which is ridiculously awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My sense of humor.

2) Some kind of container for water (and water to fill it). I drink a lot of water.

3) A bathroom nearby. I drink a lot of water!

4) Chapstick. Weird, I know, but everyone in my family uses this stuff like it's going out of style.

5) Coffee. I don't drink it all the time or even every day, but I do enjoy a good cup of joe.

6) Some kind of creative outlet - acting, storytelling, singing, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I got a superpower. I'm not greedy; I'd be happy with just one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home or out on the town. Either way, friends are involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my appreciation for a properly placed semicolon.

...I'm a word geek. I like interesting turns of phrase, double entendres, literary devices, and the proper use of uncommon words.
You should message me if
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You're awesome.

Bonus points if you use proper grammar and punctuation. Even more bonus points if you do so in English.