Things I look for:
- She must be female.
- Have high degree of awesomeness.
- I prefer women with blonde, brunette, black, or red hair.
- Must be a US citizen (H1 visa ok).
- A plus if she has read at least one book by Dr. Seuss.
- Politically, either Democrats, Republicans, or Independents, but absolutely no Communists.
- Someone who's is musically adept and can tell when a bag pipe is in tune.
- My cat must like her (actually forget this requirement, he hates everyone including me.)
- Must like giving and receiving high fives.
- Rhyming and beatbox skills highly desired.
- Not be a jive turkey or have jive turkey like tendencies.
I didn't want to risk sounding like everyone else, but I am looking for someone I enjoy spending my time with. A woman who has interests, a passion for something, loves to laugh, and is happy with herself. Does this sound like you?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I just received an email that states I'm an heir to the throne of Nigeria. I honestly didn't know I had relatives in Africa but no matter, just as soon as I send my Nigerian agent all my bank account number with the login and password for "ID confirmation" I can assume my role as King of Nigeria as well as receiving $10 million dollars. So if you choose me you'll be dating royalty.