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43 M Irving, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:17am
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am somewhere between the ages of 43 and 44, 6'0 tall (6'3" with heels). I'm actually 5'11" and 3/4", but whose counting. I have a nice family, relatively speaking. One mother, one sister, both female. I am comfortable sitting at home wearing jeans as well as going out wearing jeans. I am an accomplished athlete who was once picked first for crab-soccer in elementary. I am well traveled and have been to exotic places like South Dallas and Brooklyn. I consider myself a danger seeker and will wear white after Labor Day. I have never been in a mental institution, but there's still time. I live with a small furry critter that occasionally purrs when petted and meows when it is hungry. He seems to be of European descent (British Shorthair). My photos include pictures of me.

Things I look for:
- She must be female.
- Have high degree of awesomeness.
- I prefer women with blonde, brunette, black, or red hair.
- Must be a US citizen (H1 visa ok).
- A plus if she has read at least one book by Dr. Seuss.
- Politically, either Democrats, Republicans, or Independents, but absolutely no Communists.
- Someone who's is musically adept and can tell when a bag pipe is in tune.
- My cat must like her (actually forget this requirement, he hates everyone including me.)
- Must like giving and receiving high fives.
- Rhyming and beatbox skills highly desired.
- Not be a jive turkey or have jive turkey like tendencies.

I didn't want to risk sounding like everyone else, but I am looking for someone I enjoy spending my time with. A woman who has interests, a passion for something, loves to laugh, and is happy with herself. Does this sound like you?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I just received an email that states I'm an heir to the throne of Nigeria. I honestly didn't know I had relatives in Africa but no matter, just as soon as I send my Nigerian agent all my bank account number with the login and password for "ID confirmation" I can assume my role as King of Nigeria as well as receiving $10 million dollars. So if you choose me you'll be dating royalty.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a high falutin accounting firm as a tax consultant.
I’m really good at
Alligator wrestling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Interest in books changes from time to time. Lately I've been reading Zombie books. But I like history and true crime books as well.
The six things I could never do without
Running shoes
Mtn. bike
Weekend naps
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting thrown in jail
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you remotely find me interesting on some level. A dry sense of humor is a plus.