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My self-summary
Looks like a jock, talks like a nerd. Most days I wear t-shirts and jeans, and I am most attracted to women who also wear t-shirts and jeans. I am super-liberal, (might as well own it,) and all my facebook posts are about Bernie Sanders lately. I fucking love science, and am from the internet.

I have been practicing mindfulness meditation for a few years now, and I've gotten pretty damn self-actualized. This basically just means I give almost no fucks now. The world is just hilarious to me.

I live with two roommates, and they are the best. I love them. I want to find them girlfriends after this. On that note, do you know any lesbians?

I spent my life doodling on the backs of all my school papers and it is finally paying off.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in television animation, and it is the best! I could talk about animation basically forever. It's my true calling in life, and I have all the ambition in the world. Sometimes I stay up all night working on stuff.

Also I've been trying to exercise more. This "One Punch" workout seems to really be working for me!

Let's see, what else is on my list... "rewrite okc profile"... today is going pretty well!
I’m really good at
Being intuitive.

Drawing. I mean, I need to be, for my job.

Knowing random things. Try me.

Seeing both sides of an argument.

Yoga, apparently.

Star Fox 64.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, eyebrows, tall?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
PODCASTS: Welcome to Night Vale, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Harmontown, The X-Files Files. Also, I have my own podcast that nobody listens to, I have so much fun making it.

Books: World War Z, The Lathe of Heaven, The Dispossessed, Friday, Stranger in a Strange Land, HP Lovecraft

Movies: Guardians of the Galaxy, Frozen, Wreck-It Ralph, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Wall-E, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Stupids

Shows: One Punch Man, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Steven Universe, South Park, Venture Bros, Jessica Jones

Music: Whatever's on the radio. My radio presets are 89.3, 96.3, 97.1, 98.7, 104.3, and 106.7. Sometimes I start my morning by listening to "Better When I'm Dancing" on youtube.

Food: My favorites are pizza and sushi, but I eat just about anything!
I mostly like meat toppings on my pizza. Please don't be a pizza snob.

Video games: Ratchet and Clank. I just had to say, this game is the best! It's a cartoon, in space, and you're a little cat-man, with an even littler robot buddy, blowing up armies of robots and aliens with crazy space weapons, and omg you guys! YOU GUYS!
The six things I could never do without
Square pixels.

Internet that works at least most of the time.

Noodle soups.

Adobe Creative Suite.


My cishet tall-handsome white-passing male privilege. I mean, I'm pretty much just coasting here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If the universe is infinite, (and there's a good chance that it is,) then if you were to travel far enough in a given direction, (ignoring the speed of light, let's just freeze time and travel at infinite speed, ) you would eventually arrive at another planet, another solar system, another galaxy, another supercluster. And another after that, and another after that. There are an infinite number of planets in any given direction if you just, keep, going.

Do you realize the implications of that? An infinite number of planets! That means that any planet that you can imagine, so long as it doesn't conflict with physical laws, exists somewhere in space. You are bound to find it eventually, because there is ALWAYS ANOTHER PLANET. Near-infinitesimal possibility loses out to an infinite number of examples. If you kept going, you would eventually find another Earth. Keep going, you will always eventually find more Earths after that one. An infinite number of Earths. An infinite number of you, yourself. An infinite number of them identical to you, and infinite numbers of each of the infinite variations of you. There are an infinite number of you right now, having the same thoughts and emotions, peppered ever-so-lightly across the universe, separated only by unimaginable distances. You are singular, but you are also infinite.

Also, what are Saitama's gloves made of?
On a typical Friday night I am
Last Friday I went to a Charlie Brown inspired art show. They called it the "Peanuts Gallery", womp womp. After that I went to a club in honor of a friend's birthday. So much fun, there's not enough dancing in my life!

I think the Friday before that I just bummed around the apartment.
You should message me if
a. you laughed even once reading my profile,
b. you have even a passing interest in animation, and
c. you're feeling confident.

The fine print:

If you wrote that you like watching sports on your profile, be advised that I don't follow sports. You might be better matched with a more stereotypical man.

If you are vegetarian or vegan, that's fine. It's okay if you feel bad for the animals. Just understand that I will never be that. Omg I just made myself hungry by saying "animals."

I'm not a very religious person. My family celebrates Christmas and such, but I like to sleep in on Sundays. If you think you would miss me when I'm in hell, then I might not be for you.