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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I will be away from civilized, internet wielding society for a few weeks! Woo! I shall endeavor to reply to your messages when I can, but I will most likely not be able to respond until my grand adventures come to a close. :) )
Ig = dandanfryingpan

Greetings! My name is Daniel. :)
I suppose I could describe myself as an overly optimistic yet pragmatic, future oriented, humanist. So, I love people, but I'm not a smelly hippie! :)
I am a somewhat adventurously nerdy science student, 3d artist, and part time super hero. I'm working my way up to Full Time Super Hero status, but since I'm cursed with Super Team fears I'll get myself killed. So, I am often regulated to picking up doughnuts and junk. But I do it SUPERLY.

My personal interests tend to dabble on the sides of, science, gaming, nerdy junk, and self improvement. I also do a lot scientific and cultural reading. But, in my leisure time I primarily play video games of all kinds. Yup! Huge stanky (not stanky) gamer nerd. If you're in the same boat, awesome. We'll have plenty to geek out about. If not, that's entirely okay so long as you do not despise my beloved hobby. I'm more than content gaming next to my partner while they watch something, read, or take part in their favorite hobby.

Whoa! This is all starting to sound a tad too serious! Allow me this moment to say 'boobies and ding-dongs' before I continue. Okay, we're good. Thank you.

As for my career - I work in simulation, while also working to finish my science degree. I'll be done soon, and then it's likely off to grad/super hero school. Because two bachelor degrees just isn't enough!

So why am I here? What am I looking for?
Well, simply best friend. I seek a person who's happy. Someone who loves to laugh and smile. Someone who is confident, excited, and has goals in their life. I think that all sounds incredibly cliche...but it's accurate. I don't mind making friends and the casual dating thing... but I'm ultimately here looking for a long term partner. It goes without saying that I want someone who is intelligent, caring, and attractive. Who doesn't? The desire for those qualities is universal. But I want chemistry. That's right baby! Add your Na to my Cl so we can this wet salty mess on the road! (Dear god. That sounds grosser than I intended...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Smashing rocks, and wondering why they're there.
Planning my transition into grad school, so I can completely lose my mind.
Planning my escape from this crap-ass state.
Leveling my DRG.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being good at things. Unless I'm bad at them. Then I'm good at being really bad at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair.
My concave ass.
The schmexy beard, when I have it.

For a while there, I would have someone come up to me about every other week to notify me that I resemble the Tenth Doctor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Alas! I would rather put a list of video games here. But then no normal women would talk to me. (Aren't normal people just lame as all hell?)

Face it - We're all giant smelly nerds in some way or another. If you have nothing you're passionate about, you're probably absolutely boring.

Music - I'm not much of a music snob. My tastes vary, and really do very little to reflect my personality, as some people tend to think musical tastes do / should. I have no idea. But, to appease those who like lists!
- Rise Against, Shoji Meguro, Autopilot Off, Shinedown, Muse, Foo Fighters, Nobuo Uematsu, Pendelum, Rolling Stones, System of a Down, Jimmy Eat World, Incubus, 30 Seconds to Mars, In Flames, Kings of Leon, Disturbed, Stone Sour, 10 Years, AC/DC, Zeppelin, Floyd, The Who, Ozzy, All That Remains. Some Beatles. And on, and on. I like metal a great deal. SHRED BABY SHRED.

TV & Movies- Farscape, John Oliver, Star Trek OS, Star Trek II-IV, TNG, DS9, Dune, Star Wars, Army of Darkness, Snatch, Forrest Gump, Batman, Children of Men, Pulp Fiction, Spirited Away, Full Metal Jacket, The Fountain, Ghostbusters, Harry and the Hendersons, Back to the Future.
Fuck that.

Food: I will eat anything. (Except celery. Celery is dumb.) And, I know this is shocking, but I love eating new things I have never eaten before! How wild is that? We have so much in common!
I'm not a fan of dating picky eaters. Taking someone out to eat so they can order chicken strips of the kids menu is not my idea of fun. Eat sushi, indian, greek, middle eastern, cuban, and pizza with me! :P

Books: Cosmos. A Candle in the dark. A Pale Blue Dot. I...uh...don't read much. :/ Well, I do! But I don't think text books and research papers count. Recommend me a good story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Oh yeah, and sriracha. I put that junk on everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Where I want to move for grad school.
- How our species may still yet advance in ways that we cannot predict, even though we try and feel confident in our feeble estimations.
- How much it pisses me off when a piece of popular media uses the word "theory" when they really mean hypothesis. (LOOKING AT YOU TREK) And how such misuse has raised an entire generation of ignorant fuckers to assume that the word "Theory" means "Idea I pulled out of my ass, just because."
- How the difference in presentation of scientific idea's to another person can have an affect on their feelings towards it. How most information a person absorbs is from a bias, ignorant, and uninformed source. Driving up the rate of misconception and unnecessary skepticism. While undermining the need for real skepticism of myth and pseudoscience. ~ Too much? ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Haha! I suppose I'm not quite the party animal I used to be. Occasionally out and about. Usually in the lab, or at home berating the cat.
He likes it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That while I obviously think it would be awesome to have some kind of super powers, I spend more time speculating upon the real world implications of such a beings existence.

Here, weirdest thing about me? I sleep with a massive loud fan blasting my face off whilst I take cover under a pile of many glorious blankets. I also keep it pitch black, and super cold. Do not scowl at me simply because I know the meaning of true comfort. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You like the idea of watching Star Trek IV about once a month.
- You're a Gym Leader. :D ( I don't mean a real gym. Stop hitting on me, buff chicks.)
- You feel that pajama's + a movie / video games is an entirely reasonable way to spend a lazy day.
- You have at least a vague interest in going outside to do neat things every now and then.
- You find vast enjoyment in the idea of a crotchety 29 year old swearing at the random inanimate things that piss him off on a daily basis. :)
- And lastly - You have the ability to engage in genuine conversation. :)

I find the idea of a "Don't message me if.." section to be a bit..too negative..maybe? For something like this? But I suppose seeing what I don't like is just as important as see what I do like. So, here we go!

--- You should not message me if ---
- You feel that the "Confederate Flag" represents your "Heritage"
- You feel that prayers, miracles, and gods are real things.
- You're unhappy with your newly given right to marry whoever the hell you want.
- You feel that some races / groups of people are more valuable, intelligent, or trustworthy than others.

In general, I lack the need for hate, anger, or drama in my life. I value all people, and all cultures. If you subscribe to any of the above, we will probably not be a good match.

*By popular demand - No, I do not mind if you smoke pot. But I'm not all that interested in dating someone who spends every day high as a kite. Now, if you find a way to get high on pizza...THAT'S another story. Friends for life right there.*