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27 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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Well for starters, I can divide by zero. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. I have learned all my life lessons from watching Gilligan's Island. I manage time efficiently I have no personal opinions about anything because i am petty and shallow. Although I do dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. My warped sense of amoral self righteous behavior allows me to spend 4 dollars on a espresso but i refuse to part with change for the crippled kids in the March of Dimes. When i am really bored I enjoy driving downtown, getting a great parking spot, standing by my car, and counting the amount of people that ask if I am leaving. While vacationing in Haiti, I once successfully negotiated a discount for a wooden giraffe from a local street merchant. I am all in favor of spontaneity as long as it is well planned and ruthlessly controlled. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda driven jokes. Looking for interesting conversation that wont later be quoted in a courtroom and having laughs that have nothing to do with your emotional hysterics.

You should message me if you are a man hating, crazy b*tch with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. You have filled your profile with generalities and you expect guys to guess what your interest are. Through a technicality your are not on house arrest or grounded so that we can actually do stuff. You feel that a man should put up with you sh*t because you are good looking. You attach a bunch of flattering adjectives to your name to impress people. Over time you will project all your daddy issues on me and grow hostile when i don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dated every dude in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with dread and regret but prefer a long term, spirit crushing descent that leads into long-term alcoholism and substance abuse. Serious replies only.

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The first things people usually notice about me
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My lack of morals.