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35 M Brooklyn, NY

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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I grew up in the Chicago area and landed in Brooklyn two years ago. In the middle, I used to be an athlete and lived in Wisconsin, Montana, and Utah in support of my weird sport. I've also spent some time in DC, Los Angeles, and New Haven. I love kid stuff, and I like laughing a lot a lot a lot. I'm more intuitive than logical. I've got a pretty strong childlike streak in my grownup self, the strongest evidence being I still use the word grownup. I'm fun. I'm nice. I get really, really into new activities/passions. It takes me forever to pick my favorites, but once I do, I hold on to them. I think I'm rather lucky.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write animated cartoons for a living (see? lucky). But first I went to law school. It was cool, but I basically identified as an at-risk-law-student and took a Myers-Briggs personality test. I scored the same personality profile (ENFP) as Dr. Seuss and, allegedly, Mark Twain (I assume Twain's guidance counselor asked him to take the test). This, to me, was a great result. It took a few steps, but now I'm a TV writer for the younglings, and I love it. I also write and draw a comic strip and take the occasional sketch comedy class. I hope to tell stories for-ev-vuhr.
I’m really good at
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Kidding. I like writing a lot. I like to draw too. I'm not as good at dominoes as I say I am. I'm really, really good at dominoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm built like a 6'3" marionette, so that sort of comes first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Toni Morrison, Herr Doktor Seuss, Roald Dahl, Mark Twain, John Irving, Joseph Campbell...I just read A Confederacy of Dunces, The Family Fang, and Anansi Boys. All great.
Movies: The Karate Kid, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Stranger Than Fiction, The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Breaking Away, The Goonies, The Empire Strikes Back, Back to the Future, Cool Hand Luke, Waiting for Guffman, The Outlaw Josey Wales.
TV: the popular stuff with an extra emphasis on animation (It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Louie, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Adventure Time, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, and about a million cartoons I obsessed over while growing up (Tom & Jerry, Ren & Stimpy, Doug, Cities of Gold, etc.)).
Music: rock, reggae, blues of all colors.
Food: just about anything. And olives.
Comic strips featuring a boy and his stuffed tiger: Calvin and Hobbes

I also like riding my bike like an eight-year-old (as fast as I can, mouth open). I didn't know where else to put that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about steering my life to fit my honest self.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once blamed a booger of undetermined provenance on my little brother...AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
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