Let's just say I'm beginning a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
My name works as two first names or two last names.
More? Ugh. I have a bachelor's degree in Snapple facts, I can do the YMCA dance in Chinese, and I'm only stripping to put myself through therapy.

You high-five? You should.

"Why are you on here?" Is the most legitimate initial question to shoot out. Work chisels away at a lot of opportunity to meet new people organically.

I make time to hit up the gym a lot (no grunting).

I have an illicit, dirty love affair with writing music (singing, guitar, bass, cello... I'm not showing off).

I do some wood working projects like beds and shelves.

Cooking anything.

Conversation is key.

Editing a pile of projects
Music
Designing/building
Procrastinating on Rosetta Stone Spanish

Finding some adventures to keep my free time busy.

I was a beehive in my past life.

Filling awkward silences.
Being polite.
Sarcasm.
Starting the slow clap.

How much better I'd look with a handlebar mustache, on a horse, and thirty years older.

Movies. Tarantino, Jeunet, Fincher, Nolan, Jackson, Scorcese, Kubrick, Scott. Aranofsky.
Favorite movie is Amelie.

Books. Life of Pi, The Endurance, This is Your Brain on Music, GWTDT trilogy, anything by Palahniuk, The Prophet - Kahlil Gibran. Just started World War Z.

Music. I'll give anything a chance.

Food. Anything that induces sweating. It's like you earned your food and fought the good fight.

how I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs

Obligated to do anything but stay in my apartment.

My favorite Ninja Turtle.

The fact I'm on this site.

You want to get a drink and enjoy some conversing.
You want to play a game of something. Preferably something that involves a lot of shit talking.

You have musical skills.