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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:28am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English, Sign Language
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am just another 27 year old male raised by 4 Lesbians in the middle of Wyoming who moved to Brooklyn to follow his dream of making salads while doing stand-up comedy and storytelling at night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Almost everything but I just choose not to try most things. Because I don't want to make people feel bad when I surpass them on my first try. I once did a marathon. It took me 2 seconds to do the whole race. I know... 2 seconds. Seems a little long for me. But I was running backwards. I was trying to challenge myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have dark blue eyes
I have a beard
I am usually the most handsome man in the entire world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dandelion Wine, Born Standing up

Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Shameless, Louie, American Dad, Archer, Life and Times of Tim, Simpsons (Season 4-8)

Tool, Perfect Circle, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Why?(the band), Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Primus, System of a Down, Deftones, Aesop Rock, El-P, MF Doom, Refused, The Clispe, Russian Circles, Explosions in The Sky, Do May Say Think, 65 days of Static

I like all food that is done well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Winning lottery ticket
Stock portfolio
Bag of diamonds
Private jet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How humor is so subjective.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am dancing or performing stand-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am big risk taker if you want to try something I am down unless I done it before or I might die.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to talk to me. I am pretty cool.