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LuciferGoosifer

22 F North Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Outgoing, easygoing, quick-witted, slow walker, fast learner, loud talker, positive in thought and positively thoughtful. Laid back, light hearted, hardworking, indifferent yet passionate, cynical yet optimistic, sarcastic with a hearty laugh. Floral prints, pug enthusiast, excessive doodler.

I'm a hyper independent, self sufficient guys gal with a genuine smile and friendly thing to say. I've got the mouth of a sailor, the unruly hair of a mermaid, and an affinity for bearded men.

Dick pics and bad grammar are the way to this girls heart, always and forever <3
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just graduated, living that post grad life consisting of working at a restaurant, beers on my back porch, and binging on netflix in lieu of becoming a real adult

“Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.”
― Chuck Palahniuk
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- drinking whiskey like a gentleman, and smoking cigarettes like a lady
- getting places on time
- handwriting letters
- 20/20 hindsight
- gluing, cutting, taping, pasting
- general craftiness
- back scratches
- being able to laugh at myself
- putting my foot in my mouth
- parallel parking
- tripping over my own feet
- falling up stairs
- getting sunburnt
- arguing my point
- following though with things
- card games

Things I am not good at:
- drinking without spilling on myself
- hiding my emotions from my face
- putting a USB in correctly on the first try
- keeping my opinion to myself
- finding my other sock
- maintaining a clean bedroom
- board games
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
~That I'm not shy to introduce myself or ask intrusive questions.
~That I sound like Lindsay Lohan..eesh
~That I'm more interested in your story than sharing my own.

..and my eyes I guess (bats eyelashes seductively)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Read: any and all Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Bradbury, Roach, HP, Less Than Zero, 1984, Phantom Tollbooth, Room, Tiny Beautiful Things, Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs, Blink

Enjoy: Wes Anderson, Appatow, Woody Allen, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Fight Club, Back to the Future trilogy, Eternal Sunshine, Punch Drunk Love, Clue, Wet Hot American Summer, I <3 Huckabees, documentaries in general and a soft spot for romcoms

Listen: Dr. Dog, Radiohead, TV on the Radio, Cold War Kids, Beirut, The Shins, Jack White (including White Stripes and Raconteurs), Wolfmother, Bill Withers, Fiona Apple, The Strokes, Van Morrison, Andrew Bird, Black Keys, Cake, James Brown, My Morning Jacket, The Zombies

Watch: Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Chopped, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny, Girls, Workaholics, Louie, Archer, Wilfred, Orange is the New Black, Scrubs, Friends

Laugh: Eddie Izzard, Louis CK, Maria Bamford, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, Patton Oswalt. and my boy Aziz
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- the first sip of an iced coffee or a cold beer
- the excitement of getting back developed film before you open it
- my '02 black honda civic, who is affectionately named Lil' B, and doesn't have a working speedometer.
- the anticipation when the lights go off right before a band you love is about to come on stage
- the satisfaction of creating something
- Trader joes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to cook for dinner, when my package from amazon will arrive, how to search for people on okc with clever usernames, people I miss and places I'll never return to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Surrounded by good company..or at work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I left my wallet in El Segundo

There's nothing more frustrating than having such a deep love and appreciation for music yet lacking the ability to create it yourself.

My laugh can be heard and recognized lightyears away.

I don't enjoy wine..or ketchup

I actually enjoy MLB
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Some, if any of these..

>ya dig?
>you prefer twizzlers to red vines
>you have something more to say besides "hey"
>you don't use the letter "u" in place of "you"
>proper grammar and spelling (swoon)
>you think I seem swell
>you think I'd think you seem swell
>you think I'd think you think I'd think you seem swell
>don't be a total douche and we're good. Emphasis on the total

Who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke, and wouldn't get a bit upset if he were really broke..