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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 32-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 4
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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walking away from the dating scene for a while, just looking for chill people to hang out with. please ignore my username, I created it a long time ago as a drug reference which was so obscure nobody ever got it, and I can't be bothered to delete my account and start over just for that.

(nutshell)metal head, pseudo-goth, wanna be musician, computer guy with a caffeine addiction and a dry, sarcastic, twisted funny bone. (/nutshell)

I like music ranging from Frank Sinatra to Slayer. List of dead musicians I've seen preform live include Pavarotti and Kurt Cobain. dedsysop is my username on if you need a larger data set.

I like mostly Horror/Sci-Fi movies, with the occasional indy flick and I think cheesy 80's comedies are fantastic.

Last book I read: The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini. Favorite authors include: Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Scott Sigler, Isaac Asimov, Dr. Seuss.

I hang out on the internet, and in bars and rock shows and other odd places where you'd least expect it.

I don't own a television but never miss an episode of Dexter or The IT Crowd.

I have never used one letter to spell the word are or you, but have atrocious spelling and grammar (but I try to pretend I don't).

I'm going to hell and I'm OK with that.

I am odd, easygoing, and caffeinated
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for 42.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fuck all
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spleen
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) the cat in the hat
b) transformers the movie (80's)
c) good
d) quality not quantity
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) music
b) books
three) computers
mauve) pink furry handcuffs
pickle) open flames and raw meat
6) vodka
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The difference between pocket lint and bellybutton lint.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try not to have typical anythings... (well sometimes I'll get the typical platter at Brazilian restaurants)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
while most things in my profile are accurate, they are designed to poke at the funny bone.... and I own a pair of fuzzy pink bunny slippers.
You should message me if
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You know about an awesome dive bar that I need to visit
you have something wrong with your computer.
shits and giggles.
you want to rant (allegedly I'm a very good listener)
It's the 4th Thursday of the month and you have nothing better to do.
You giggle uncontrollably whenever anyone says the word 'moist'.