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35 M Birmingham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19, 2007
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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likes -

cats movies (in general, asian cinema especially!) coffee shops music (electonica metal, rock, ska, jazz, chillout) weed bbb comedy clubs/theatre/live gigs honesty

dislikes - generic clubs/pubs (especially on Fri/sat nights) woolly jumpers people that protest things without doing their own research on the subject the office i currently work in picking fights for the sake of it involuntary mind games

I am cursed with empathy and logic, as well as the ability to write long essays on any old subject. I do not have ambitions to be rich and famous (though i won't lie, i wouldn't mind being rich...), rather I am determined to lead the life I want and generally just be happy along with those around me.

My purpose for being on this site is to meet new people, both a significant other and individuals with which to discuss the world and life, and if they live close enough to do all the social things no-one else in birmingham seems interested in doing (the arts, stand up nights, countryside visits at tthe weekend,even mahjong...hell anything that isn't spending �30 down broad street on a friday night...)

previous subjects discussed with people from this site.... 'what would the world be like if you removed religeon over night?' , 'japanese rope bondage techniques', 'kittens!', 'you introduce me to some of your tunes and i'll introduce you to some of mine!', 'dave the squirrel', 'evil dave the squirrel', 'the meaning of life or possible lack of it', 'i dont believe in luck but i do belive in sods law', 'if you can turn me on without making me smile then theres something very wrong', 'world domination', 'mint choc chip icecream' ... and theyre just the silly ones....

I am thoughtful, chilled, and apocalyptic
What I’m doing with my life
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Corrupting the youth of today through lethargy, benevolance and monkeys. Oh yes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not leaving hmv without dvds. being empathic with everyone but myself. mumbling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the fact that I walk around town at 100 miles an hour. That I have silly sideburns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a)complete works of saki, men and monsters, most terry pratchett, We Need to Talk About Kevin, Heresies against progress and other illusions, the tipping point (b)most of them. requeim for a dream, cypher, run lola run, eternal sunshine, shaolin soccer, crow, dune, happy gilmore, bill hicks, donnie darko. David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky. (c)NIN, Yeah yeah yeahs, porcupine tree, air, lucky pierre, dresdon dolls, emiliana torrini (d)chinese, nandos, anything with rice, steak, bacon sandwiches. I cook without recipes, so many things...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
movies/music, coffee, human interaction, lethargy, fresh air, hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. strange things. nothing in particular. I think about what things in life and society dont make sense, what those same things seem like from the perspective of others. I also wonder why people hardly ever respond to messages on this place, is everyone secretly looking for a fit shag rather than new friends as they claim in their profiles? Why do people bother lying, surely this place provides anonimity...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
settling down to a night of chilling out involving movies, takeaways and if I'm lucky some friends to bore with pointless facts about movies. Comedy club or theatre if I got lost on the way to the sofa...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ignorance is bliss, so's caffeine
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you are mad, bored, intelectually challenging, twisted, high, low, a ninja/monkey/monkey ninja who's just looking to chat