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LuciusApuleius

31 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm kind of a pain in the ass to talk to because I subscribe to reason and intellectual thought. I enjoy a good challenge when it comes to women, but make no mistake, I will never play the chase game, because I find it to be juvenile. At this point in my life I'm looking for someone I can relate to. I cherish my friends and my loved ones, and I would like to love again, though, I am skeptical. However, I am keeping an open mind and would love to hear what you have to say, whoever you are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a fourth year Psychology undergrad. I'm in for the long haul to get my Ph.D., and become a Clinical Psychologist, as well as a professor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making people feel comfortable with me right off the bat. I'm also really good at writing, and figuring out when people try to bullshit me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the way I look.
I think that's the first thing people notice about other people; it's only natural.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dante - The Divine Comedy
Arkady & Boris Strugatski - Monday Begins on Saturday
Geoffrey Chaucer - The Canterbury Tales
Machiavelli - The Prince
Thomas More - Utopia
Ilf & Petrov - Twelve Chairs, The Golden Calf
F.M. Dostoyevski - Demons
Richard Dawkins - The Selfish Gene
Christopher Hitchens - Why God Is Not Great
Lucius Apuleius - Metamorphoses
Michael Bulgakov - Master and Margarita
Victor Pelevin - Chapaev and the Void, Life of Insects
Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club
Stephen King - EVERYTHING!
Ken Kesey - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Aldous Huxley - Brave New World
Alexandre Dumas - The Count Of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers
James Joyce - Ulysses

Rock, Funk, Blues, Jazz, Hip-Hop, Trip-Hop, Trance, Drum and Bass, electro, house, classical, Metal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My books
My skateboard
Music
Love
Honour
Justice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm here; what my purpose is...
I wonder if there are other worlds like ours, and I think of what life would have been like for me had I been born elsewhere.
I think of injustice going on in the world, and why people suffer such a great deal. I wonder if I'm good enough; I'm anxious about staying the course at school, and terrified at the prospect of failure, but I digress..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into a car and driving around, thinking, and then grabbing a coffee and figuring out whether my friends are doing anything worthwhile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a terrible panic disorder a few years back, and thanks to a few years of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, I've gotten a grip on things, as it were, and went back to school to study Psychology.
You should message me if
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You have a pulse, you're intelligent, and you think that I'm intriguing somehow.