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LuciusApuleius

32 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I subscribe to reason and intellectual thought. When it comes to women, I find intelligence to be a great aphrodisiac. At this point in my life I'm looking for someone I can relate to. I cherish my friends and my loved ones. "It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all." I'm not sure that many people know what this phrase is - in this day and age - or, even care enough to agree or disagree with it. However, I am keeping an open mind and would love to hear what you have to say, whoever you are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a fourth year Psychology undergrad. I'm in for the long haul to get my Ph.D., and become a Clinical Psychologist, as well as a professor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making people feel comfortable with me right off the bat. I'm also really good at writing, and figuring out when people aren't quite who they attempt to appear to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the way I look.
I think that's the first thing people notice about other people; it's only natural.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Literature:
Dante - The Divine Comedy
Arkady & Boris Strugatski - Monday Begins on Saturday
Geoffrey Chaucer - The Canterbury Tales
Machiavelli - The Prince
Thomas More - Utopia
Ilf & Petrov - Twelve Chairs, The Golden Calf
William Shakespeare - EVERYTHING!
F.M. Dostoyevski - Demons
Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion
Arturo Pérez-Reverte - The Club Dumas
Philip K. Dick - Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Christopher Hitchens - Why God Is Not Great
Lucius Apuleius - Metamorphoses
Michael Bulgakov - Master and Margarita
Victor Pelevin - Chapaev and the Void, Life of Insects
Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club
Stephen King - EVERYTHING!
Ken Kesey - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Aldous Huxley - Brave New World
Alexandre Dumas Père- The Count Of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers
James Joyce - Ulysses

Music:
Rock, Funk, Blues, Jazz, Hip-Hop, Trip-Hop, Trance, Drum and Bass, electro, house, classical, Metal

Television:

The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Mythbusters, Cities of the Underworld, Bill Nye The Science Guy, Goosebumps, Are you afraid of the dark?, Survivor Man, Man Tracker, Chappelle's Show, Conan, Butch Patterson: Private Dick, Trailer Park Boys, American Horror Story

Film:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Trainspotting, Blade Runner, The Prophecy, Enemy of the State, JFK, Constantine, John Wick, Desperado, Se7en, Chinatown, The Ninth Gate, Sin City, Sin City: A Dame To Kill For, The Big Lebowski, Zhmurki, Brother, Brother 2, ASSA, Black Rose Is an Emblem of Sorrow, Red Rose Is an Emblem of Love, In Brouges, Devil in a Blue Dress, Higher Learning, American History X
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My books
My skateboard
Music
Love
Honour
Justice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm here; what my purpose is...
I wonder if there are other worlds like ours, and I think of what life would have been like for me had I been born elsewhere, or during a different time in history.
I think of injustice going on in the world, and why people suffer such a great deal. I wonder if I'm good enough...
I'm anxious about staying the course at school, and terrified at the prospect of failure, but I digress..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into a car and driving around, thinking, and then grabbing a coffee and figuring out whether my friends are doing anything worthwhile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a terrible panic disorder a few years back, and thanks to a few years of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, I've gotten a grip on things, as it were, and went back to school to study Psychology.
You should message me if
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You have a pulse, you're intelligent, and you think that I'm intriguing somehow.