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  • Ages 25-43
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My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Children and small animals instinctively fear me. I spit when I talk. I hurt myself for fun. I've seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre a hundred times. I use your when I should use you're. The ten pictures you posted of you're cleavage actually disgusts me. I'm not going to make you laugh. I'm not healthy and I am definetley not financially secure. I am on drugs. I don't recycle. I don't care what books you've read or what you hope to find. I could give a squirt of piss about your vegan, new age, yoga life style. Please, Please, Please delete the photo of you posing on that rock out cropping as well as any and all pictures of you in front of mon chu pi chu. Fuck Jesus. Fuck anyone who identified themselves as liberals, conservatives, ecetera. You know nothing. You know less than nothing. If you knew you knew nothing that would be something but you don't even know that. Man is Doomed. All is lost. People ruin everything. I'm here to enjoy the ride.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running the gauntlet
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing... Like I don't even need to think about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My serial killerish good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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H.P. Lovecraft, Bill Hicks, Ministry, Chopin, Waking Life, Tool, Hieronymus Bosch, Philip K. Dick, Banksy, kurt vonnegut, Aphex twin, Breaking bad, Robert E. Howard, Dark City, Aeon Flux, Misfits, Henry Miller, Patrick Suskind, Megadeth, Steven King, Haruki Murakami, H.R. Giger,Carl Sagan, Alex Grey, George Carlin, Fantomas, Talking Heads, Mr. Bungle
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chloroform, duct tape, power tools, music, sharp edged objects, the cover of darkness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if I told you the version of history you were taught in school was heavily revised to favor your nations agenda while hiding its crimes and in doing so fostered an unrealistic sense of false patriotism used to manufacture your allegiance to a corporate entity masquerading as your government.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shooting at the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The Dos Equis guy asks me for advice.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do not own nor do you ever plan to own a pair of toe shoes. (I'm firm on this)