I am eccentric, creative, and stimulating.
My Self-Summary
So I'm updating this, although I'm not really sure why. Guess I was
bored and wanted something to do.
I think I'm probably the closest thing to a real life Tyler Durden
that you'll meet. I live for the unpredictable, adore the
intoxicating rush of adrenaline, and am always up for intellectual
intercourse. I find things are much more stimulating if there's a
good connection on planes other than the physical.
I should say now that I am in a happy, committed relationship. I'm
not looking for a partner. We are always looking for people that we
can hang out and have fun with though, so don't let that deter you.
My situation does allow me to see men solo, but not women. If
you're still reading this and haven't run away, perhaps we'll get
along. Or perhaps you don't listen to gut instinct. Either way, I
promise that it will be interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in a bit of a transitional period at the moment, trying to
decide what direction to take myself.
I’m really good at
Writing grandiose tales of fiction, insulting people, cooking(when
I feel like it), just about anything that involves audio, and
dancing. I'm fantastic in bed too (humble, huh?)
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, my eyes, my ass (no seriously). I have a tendency to
control and manipulate the conversations I have for my benefit,
though people don't usually realize that until it's too late.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Kim Harrison, Richelle Mead, Anne
Rice, Stephen King, Shakespeare or Hunter S. Thompson. I'm also a
big fan of Poe and H.P. Lovecraft. Philosophy and religion are good
general book subjects, as is fiction; reality is boring
sometimes.
Fight Club (See this, it's important), anything by Tarantino or
Rodriguez, The Boondock Saints, The dark knight (really just about
anything with Christian Bale), Interview with the Vampire, The
Matrix, Party Monster, Fear and Loathing, and Jaws.
When it comes to music I listen to everything, provided that it's
good or thought provoking. Stuff I'm currently listening to:
Dieselboy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Amon Tobin, Otep, Maximum the
Hormone, Massive Attack, Pantera, Mushroomhead, Clipse, Kylie
Minogue, N.E.R.D., Rage Against the Machine, Tech Itch, DJ Swamp,
Prodigy, Aphrodite, Beck, Mastodon.
The six things I could never do without
I dislike this question, why should my life be centered around six
things? Music, hot sex, good food and imagination are necessities
though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, food, fashion, music, and taking over the world. Not
necessarily in that order either.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, or trying to find some sort of debauchery to take part in.
I can be found in Wonderland on a regular basis chilling with the
cheshire cat; nothing like an un-birthday party on friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't really feel the need to drop bombshells here; it's much
more fun witnessing the reaction in person.
You should message me if
You want to get to know me better. I find it constricting to
describe myself on pages like this; I promise there's much more to
me than meets the eye. I'm an open book, so I'll answer a question
if you ask it.
Also, please have a good understanding of the English language.
Poor grammar is a huge pet peeve of mine, especially in written
form. This doesn't mean you can't use slang; I'm fluent in Ebonics.
All I ask is that you know the difference between "your" and
"you're".