I've sent a lot more texts since I made this claim, and yet it still stands out as one of the best/most horrific lines in written history: The worst thing I've ever written in a text message to a boy is 'let's hang out, make out and get to know each other...' Every time I read it I want to eat my own foot, and then cackle with hysterical laughter. Clearly I should NEVER drink and text, it makes me come over all 90s Mills and Boon.
I'm a full time foodie with a weakness for a Big Mac; jogger who wishes i was a runner. I'm a Bikram yogi and a 90s hip hop lover and also, a dedicated drinker of red wine. English, sarcasm and profanity are the languages I speak. Vice Magazine is the main publication that I read for pleasure. A good high/low brow mix. Not your average middle class girl and I like it that way.
While I have a fiercely sarcastic sense of humour, I am a hopeless romantic at heart, so am not just scathing... I'm actually fairly nice and sometime even sweet if I like you... And I fucking love a good cuddle.
Onto the slightly more sincere stuff: I have a 4 year old son who lives with me 50% of the time. He is fucking awesome. I know that this will put a lot of people off messaging me, which I respect and accept - you don't want to take on something as complicated as a single mum - ewww, how very... un-PLU. But, I will say this. He is my number one, and if you don’t think you can see me because he is in my life you're right, we're not for each other. But there is also this to consider: Most people are shocked that I'm a parent when I tell them - probably because I'm incredibly immature. Not really, it's my youthful appearance that usually does it... oh alright then, it's both. In all seriousness though, I have no intention of blending my parenting and dating life for quite a while. It's something that is a hard line for me - I won't be introducing anyone that I'm dating to my son for a very very long time - like years, if it gets there. His life needs stability and consistency, not a constant stream of men wandering in and out of our little flat in Tooting. but having said that i'm no nun, and i enjoy adult (male) comany, and what I do in my own time is up to me. So here I am looking for someone to date, hang out with and enjoy getting to know. Y'know, all casual like.
Aaaand now watch the messages i receive drop by 80%. Ha.