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31 London, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a full time foodie with a weakness for a good burger; jogger who wishes i was a runner. I'm a Bikram yogi and a 90's hip-hop lover and also, a dedicated drinker of red wine. Vice Magazine, Huffington Post, The Metro & The Guardian are where i turn for news and views. A good high/low brow mix.

While I have a fiercely sarcastic sense of humour, I am a hopeless romantic at heart, so am not just scathing... I'm actually fairly nice and sometime even sweet if I like you... And I fucking love a good cuddle.

English, sarcasm and profanity are the languages I speak. A GSOH is a must, a good understanding of acronyms is probably beneficial too...


I have a 5 year old son who lives with me 50% of the time. He is awesome.

Not your average middle class girl and I like it that way. Just the right amount of silly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, exercising, catching up with family and friends. Occasionally being a ninja. Regularly accidentally being a bit of a knob.

Honing my hangover survival skills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at putting up tents, ice skating, running a decent bath. Cooking. Inappropriate and awkward fancy dress. Knowing what direction that is, over there. Remembering a route and how to do it backwards, but only when sober. Excellent at remembering quotes from films I can't remember the name of, and who that actor is and what they've been in before. I'm an exceptionally good drinker. I'm also really good at losing my cool when I meet Heston Blumenthal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alex Hayley - Roots, Ian Banks - The Wasp factory, David Nichols - One day (i know... so predictable)

Movies: Overboard, Inside Man, Dark Days, Inception, Requiem for a Dream, Pi in fact all Darren Aronofsky films are pretty good, Fargo, The Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums, Blades of Glory, Taledaga Nights, Step-Brothers, Bridgit Jones, Zoolander, Anchorman, the Devil Wears Prada, Mean Girls, How to Train Your Dragon, Gone Baby Gone, Iron Man 1 & 2, James Bond Movies, most Tarentino movies, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, The Rock (best action movie ever made)

The ultimate come down film: Mean Girls. I'm serious. For you boys too. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

TV: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Still Game, Grey's Anatomy, Girls, Friends, Green Wing, Spaced, Nurse Jackie, Black Books, Peep Show, Never Mind the Buzzcocks (OR SUTIN), Celebrity Juice, The Mighty Boosh

Music: Most romantic composers (love a classical concert & the opera), as well as Blondie, Hall and Oates, David Bowie, Credance Clear Water Revival, the Beatles (NOT Elvis), Motown, Big band/rat pack, Ela Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Felix Da House Cat, Mr Scruff, Lionel Richie, the Pretenders, Fake Blood, Hudson Mohawke, Fantastic Mr Fox, Burial, Grimes, 2 Bears, Girls Aloud, Orbital, Prodigy, Daft Punk, Justice, the Twelves, Flight Facilities, Fat Boy Slim, Blur, Oasis, Pixies, Gossip, Kings of Leon, Foo Fighters, Queens of Stone Age, Kasabian, Black Keys, Klaxons, Stone Roses, Disclosure, AlunaGeorge, Mos Def, Tribe Called Quest, The roots, Canibal Ox, Jedi Mind Tricks, Dilated Peoples, CSS, Pharcyde, Gangstarr, Beat Nuts, most older Def Jam stuff... love Tru Thoughts Records artists, Ninja Tunes artists, Foreign Beggars, Braintax, Skinny Man... old Dizzee... amongst others I can't remember everything that makes me get up and dance... But my taste is wide ranging as varied.

Chinese food especially dimsum wins.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family
everything to do with good food
iPhone (dreadful but true)
Brightly coloured hightops/skytops
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid Girls Stuff. Boys, lists, what makes you happy, things that make me laugh. Weird shit, like when we're actually going to be able to clone a dinosaur, why i didn't give chemistry more time or properly learn a language at school, Twitter, Facebook, when i'm seeing friends, shit i've got to do, art, books and films; you know, the usual... What i should blog about, when i can be arsed...

Food: i spend much of my time thinking about food. i LOVE food, and cooking and restaurants, and food blogs, and diets, and recipe books. In essence, all things food.

Recently, why man + jewellery = usually bad. Seriously, what is it about boys and crappy medallionesque pendants on leather thong strings?! Just NO!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out flying on my Night Fury
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. aren't a warped sexual preditor and are up for some casual dating fun times. I think it's pointless being prescriptive about what I want from meeting up with someone on these sites, it seems like such a 'hot-housed' scenario... but ideally I would like to spark, laugh and drink with someone who has some interesting and hopefully amusing stuff to say, and see how it goes from there. Seems simple enough... too hate text speak the misuse of your/you're too/to its/it's and over exclaiming, but have been know to use an emoticon with out embarrassment.