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alphabetenoire

45 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Short, sarcastic sybarite full of gymnastic turns of phrase.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in infotainment. Trying to write a novel and writing and recording songs. Effervescing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hatin'; watching movies and tv without talking; ordering in English; semi-colons.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Winning glare, compact frame, good shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Barrel Fever," "A Fan's Notes," Jeffrey Eugenides' "Middlesex" and "The Marriage Plot," "The Corrections," Nabakov's "Laughter in the Dark," "The Namesake," "Raising Arizona," "Sideways," "Withnail and I," "Straight to Hell," "The Wire," Colbert, "Breaking Bad," "Enlightened," Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, The Stones, Aimee Mann, Madeleine Peyroux, Jenny Owen Youngs, Queens of the Stone Age, The Flaming Lips, Bowie, Italian, Indian, sushi, fish and chips, fried things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
weepy folk pop, old fashioned saloons, inappropriate humor, beer, rapid transit, brick and mortar bookstores damn it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Guitar chords and lyrics; punctuation; whether I can stay up for another hour; where the boundary is located between dipsomania and alcoholism; whether I'm destined to win a Darwin Award; whether folks on this site love to laugh as much as I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Battered & fried.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm being honest, I want ALL the wine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a liberal with a strong thirst and a sick sense of humor.