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alphabetenoire

46 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcastic sybarite full of gymnastic turns of phrase.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in infotainment. Trying to write a novel and writing and recording songs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puns
Throwing a frisbee forehand
Raining on parades (working on that)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Winning glare, compact frame, good shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Barrel Fever," "A Fan's Notes," Jeffrey Eugenides' "Middlesex" and "The Marriage Plot," "The Corrections," Nabakov's "Laughter in the Dark," "The Namesake," "Raising Arizona," "Sideways," "Withnail and I," "Straight to Hell," "The Wire," Colbert, "Breaking Bad," "Enlightened," Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, The Stones, Aimee Mann, Madeleine Peyroux, Jenny Owen Youngs, Queens of the Stone Age, The Flaming Lips, Bowie, Italian, Indian, sushi, fish and chips, fried things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Depressing folk pop, old fashioned saloons, inappropriate humor, beer, rapid transit, brick and mortar bookstores damn it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Guitar chords and lyrics; punctuation; whether I can stay up for another hour; whether I'm destined to win a Darwin Award; whether folks on this site love to laugh as much as I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Battered & fried.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss velour.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a liberal with a strong thirst and a sense of humor.