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alphabetenoire

46 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Speaks
English (Fluently)

My self-summary

Sarcastic sybarite full of gymnastic turns of phrase.

What I’m doing with my life

Working in infotainment. Trying to write a novel and writing and recording songs.

I’m really good at

Puns
Throwing a frisbee forehand
Raining on parades (working on that)

The first things people usually notice about me

Winning glare, compact frame, good shirt.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

"Barrel Fever," "A Fan's Notes," Jeffrey Eugenides' "Middlesex" and "The Marriage Plot," "The Corrections," Nabakov's "Laughter in the Dark," "The Namesake," "Raising Arizona," "Sideways," "Withnail and I," "Straight to Hell," "The Wire," Colbert, "Breaking Bad," "Enlightened," Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, The Stones, Aimee Mann, Madeleine Peyroux, Jenny Owen Youngs, Queens of the Stone Age, The Flaming Lips, Bowie, Italian, Indian, sushi, fish and chips, fried things.

The six things I could never do without

Depressing folk pop, old fashioned saloons, inappropriate humor, beer, rapid transit, brick and mortar bookstores damn it

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Guitar chords and lyrics; punctuation; whether I can stay up for another hour; whether I'm destined to win a Darwin Award; whether folks on this site love to laugh as much as I do.

On a typical Friday night I am

Battered & fried.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I miss velour.

You should message me if

You are a liberal with a strong thirst and a sense of humor.

The two of us

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Speaks
English (Fluently)