Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd.
People think that statements like the above are self deprecating,
but being a nerd is more fun than I could possibly explain to you.
I mean, if you don't love video games and comic books and zombies,
how do you even know you're really alive?
I'm upbeat, almost shamefully so. I rarely worry. In my 29 years of
experience, I’ve found that almost everything works out okay in the
You’ll find me to be friendly, well mannered, intelligent, and very
funny. Mid-air high five into freeze frame? I know you want to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Also working as an accountant, saving up to buy my own house
(renting is for suckers, and doing it makes me feel bad), and
working on self publishing some of my own projects in my spare
Update: I actually just recently got that house, after saving up
for a couple years. I'm very excited to be a homeowner. It's nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty banter. The kind you might get from the Flash if you were to
watch a Justice League cartoon.
Also board games, card games...I'm a major game theory
...I did mention that I'm a nerd, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
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What an unparalleled Adonis I am.
...I have no idea how to answer this question seriously. Uh, pass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ender's Game, Shogun, Kingdom Come, The Hobbit
Movies: Speed Racer (I know...), Shaolin Soccer, Mystery Men,
Shows: Community, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Doctor Who
Music: ...talk radio podcasts and nerd music? ...uh...pass
Food: Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Phone (how did I navigate before this?)
Batman (don't judge me)
Musicals (straight, I swear)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sorry if I sound like a broken record, but game design theory and
game mechanics really are fascinating.
I also spend a fair amount of time thinking about ways to sustain
the human race indefinitely, as I'm a big fan of the humans. It
feels like we spend a ton of time creating false divisions amongst
ourselves, myself included (nerds are the chosen people).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Will you be surprised when I say "playing games with my friends"?
You probably guessed that one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This is a bizarre line to walk. My impulse is not to answer because
it's private, but it specifically calls for the most private thing
I'm willing to admit...so...
Oh, here we go: I have ADD. Not ADHD, I'm not wound up or bouncing
off the walls. I take medication for it.
I do have a hard time focusing on certain things. This probably
explains my gaming compulsion, because games are one of the few
things (games, movies, intellectual conversation, puzzles, problem
solving) that engage my brain on enough levels to make me
That's weirdly private, but I guess I was willing to admit
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a nerd girl ('freakin love nerd girls)
You are not a nerd girl, but you are an awesome girl who is nerd
friendly (awesome levels should be high to compensate for lack of
You want to pay me one million dollars to model nude for your art
(that's a lot of money, bro. I reluctantly accept).
Who are you looking for?
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