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30 Gilbert, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
My self-summary
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I'm a nerd.

People think that statements like the above are self deprecating, but being a nerd is more fun than I could possibly explain to you. I mean, if you don't love video games and comic books and zombies, how do you even know you're really alive?

I'm upbeat, almost shamefully so. I rarely worry. In my 30 years of experience, I’ve found that almost everything works out okay in the end.

You’ll find me to be friendly, well mannered, intelligent, and very funny. Mid-air high five into freeze frame? I know you want to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being awesome.

Also working as an accountant, saving up to buy my own house (renting is for suckers, and doing it makes me feel bad), and working on self publishing some of my own projects in my spare time.

Update: I actually just recently got that house, after saving up for a couple years. I'm very excited to be a homeowner. It's nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty banter. The kind you might get from the Flash if you were to watch a Justice League cartoon.

Also board games, card games...I'm a major game theory enthusiast.

...I did mention that I'm a nerd, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What an unparalleled Adonis I am.

...I have no idea how to answer this question seriously. Uh, pass. Scoop. Next.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ender's Game, Shogun, Kingdom Come, The Hobbit
Movies: Speed Racer (I know...), Shaolin Soccer, Mystery Men, Serenity
Shows: Community, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Doctor Who
Music: radio podcasts and nerd music? ...uh...pass
Food: Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family
My Friends
My Phone (how did I navigate before this?)
Batman (don't judge me)
Musicals (straight, I swear)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Sorry if I sound like a broken record, but game design theory and game mechanics really are fascinating.

I also spend a fair amount of time thinking about ways to sustain the human race indefinitely, as I'm a big fan of the humans. It feels like we spend a ton of time creating false divisions amongst ourselves, myself included (nerds are the chosen people).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Will you be surprised when I say "playing games with my friends"? You probably guessed that one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This is a bizarre line to walk. My impulse is not to answer because it's private, but it specifically calls for the most private thing I'm willing to

Oh, here we go: I have ADD. Not ADHD, I'm not wound up or bouncing off the walls. I take medication for it.

I do have a hard time focusing on certain things. This probably explains my gaming compulsion, because games are one of the few things (games, movies, intellectual conversation, puzzles, problem solving) that engage my brain on enough levels to make me happy.

That's weirdly private, but I guess I was willing to admit

->Objective Cleared
You should message me if
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You are a nerd girl ('freakin love nerd girls)

You are not a nerd girl, but you are an awesome girl who is nerd friendly (awesome levels should be high to compensate for lack of nerditude)

You want to pay me one million dollars to model nude for your art (that's a lot of money, bro. I reluctantly accept).