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AffableNerd

30 Gilbert, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd. Why wouldn't I be? Being a nerd is more fun than I could possibly explain to you. I mean, if you don't love video games and comic books and zombies, how do you even know you're really alive?

I'm pretty upbeat. Almost everything works out okay in the end, so why waste time worrying?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being awesome.

Accountant by day, gamer nerd by night, international sex symbol 24/7.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty banter. The kind you might get from the Flash if you were to watch a Justice League cartoon.

Also board games, card games...I'm a major game theory enthusiast.

...I did mention that I'm a nerd, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What an unparalleled Adonis I am, probably.

Or that I have the relative strength of four Spider-Men. The really buff kind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ender's Game, Shogun, Kingdom Come, The Hobbit, The Name of the Wind, Pawn of Prophecy

Movies: The Incredibles, Shaolin Soccer, Mystery Men, Serenity, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Shows: Community, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Phineas and Ferb

Music: ...talk radio podcasts and nerd music? ...uh...pass

Food: Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cliche Answers: Food, Family, Friends, etc.

Honest Answers:
Board Games
Card Games
Video Games (I like games, get it?)
My Phone (how did I navigate before this?)
Batman (don't judge me)
Musicals (straight, I swear)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we aren't playing games right now.

I also spend a fair amount of time thinking about ways to sustain the human race indefinitely, as I'm a big fan of the humans. It feels like we spend a ton of time creating false divisions amongst ourselves, myself included (nerds are the chosen people).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Will you be surprised when I say "playing games with my friends"? You probably guessed that one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite movie is Speed Racer. Don't judge me before you've watched it. One car throws a beehive at another car. Which part of that are you not on board with?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a nerd girl ('freakin love nerd girls)

You are not a nerd girl, but you are an awesome girl who is nerd friendly (awesome levels should be high to compensate for lack of nerditude)

You want to pay me one million dollars to model nude for your art (that's a lot of money, bro. I reluctantly accept).