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38 Phoenix, AZ Man


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  • Ages 26–41
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My details

Last online
Jul 1, 2013
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Seeing Someone
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summarizing yourself is like trying to fit an ocean in a teacup. Speaking of teacups I really need to get to Disneyland and try that ride out, I hear it’s the Bee’s Knees.

We will try out some one word descriptors for size. Mind you, some of these may be a little too tight or loose and some of them will be more than one word. Romantic, Geeky, Sarcastic, Funny (looking and acting), Self sufficient, In-touch with reality, Slightly psychic, Don’t the last two kinda contradict?, Warm, Skinny, Smokey (cigarettes only), Shut in, Extrovert, See more contradictions, Confident, Daddy, and Intelligent.

I am Intelligent, Intuitive, and Sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it?

Probably should put some details in here.

Ok I have a job, I have several geeky hobbies, I have the notion of completing my psychology degree, I have a wonderful child that I get to hang out with every other weekend, and I have spoons for my ice cream life is complete.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Paying attention, No seriously you can learn more from and about a person if you just pay attention. It honestly will make you apear psychic to your friends and loved ones if you just listen, watch and absorb what they are communicating to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that when they talk they have my undivided attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Robert Jordan, and various other odd and ends.


Far too many to list here I will throw out my top ten though.

#1 The Princess Bride #2 Serenity #3 Garden State #4 High Fidelity #5 The Star Wars Sextology #6 Spanglish #7 Labyrinth #8 The Butterfly Effect #9 Big Trouble In Little China #10 Donnie Darko


The Pixies, The Streets, KMFDM, Wheatus. Counting Crows, Prince, The Postal Service, The Shinz, and the list goes on including all genre's from classical, country, and some rap.


I feel truly passionate about food both consuming and preparing it. I have been known to make 5 course meals on special occasions, Or spend far too much at culinary establishments.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Food, My daughter, My wit, Friends, The internet, and SPAM!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well as of late I have been spending a lot of time contemplating completing my psychology degree, which in my case means basically starting over.

Other thoughts include, but are not limited to, The meaning of life, the universe and everything, The economic effect of the invention of the aluminum can on the cola companies, Sporks and their importance in the universe, Making ever so slight changes to a nearly perfect zombiegeddon survival plan, and aging.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a movie with my daughter or out living it up with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually pretty shy when it comes to approaching women. i don't
understand it. I tend to be the boisterous one in my group of
friends and am not afraid of any social situation, but nevertheless
I still cant seem to muster up the stones to go say hi to a woman I
am attracted to. So with that said if you want to get to know me
odds are you will have to start the conversation. :)~

Yes I smoke, no I won't smoke in your car, house, or any place that
would make you uncomfortable.
You should message me if
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You find me remotely interesting, you have become deluded, you need tips on buying large quantities of SPAM, you need somebody in your life that will listen, or you've seen me look at your profile and not message you because odds are I wanted to, but didn't feel like being ignored.