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29 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:08am
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I enjoy: books of various types, zoos and aquariums, Wikipedia, Dripping Springs® vodka, schadenfreude, Reddit, board games, science, firearms, hiking, and documentaries. I particularly like the juxtaposition of nature and man-made stuff (especially when the stuff is decrepit !).

I dislike: reality TV, Android phones, cilantro, overlarge pickup trucks, and the Myers-Briggs personality test (don't get me fucking started).

My two annual charitable contributions are to a Manatee rescue organization and the ACLU.

My favorite patients to get at my job (paramedic) are older folks who lived through WWII and will tell me about it, and kids (I worked in the pediatric ER/trauma-center before I got on the ambulance).

Some of my heros are Richard Feynman, Atul Gawande, Carl Sagan, Kurt Vonnegut, Urdnot Wrex, and Max (from Where The Wild Things Are).

Fair warning: Don't ever bring up the Oxford comma when I've been drinking.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm from Austin; yes, we're rarer by the year. Undergrad plus a bit more in Seattle, then moved back to Austin and became a paramedic. The outfit I work for is essentially my dream job, so I'll be doing that for at least a few more years. Then perhaps I'll return to school for RN, Physician Assistant, or (gulp) MD ?

I loved Seattle and miss it terribly; I try and get back there a few times a year.

Life-enrichment wise, I'd like to learn how to cook at an advanced level, how to pick a lock, how to do the olympic lifts safely and correctly, and how to play my favorite Beatles songs on the piano.

Also, I am adding words here to increase my exposure in your search results. Look at me.

No, really. Fucking look at me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games that start with R (Risk, Rock Band, Russian Roulette, etc) , starting IVs (anyone hungover ?), procrastination, entertaining myself (the concept of "being bored" is mystifying to me).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told many times "You're the only person I know that actually goes 'Hah Hah Hah' when you laugh."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lolita, Ringworld, Consider the Lobster, Neuromancer, The Sandman, Watchmen, The Demon-haunted World, Slaughterhouse-Five (The Children's Crusade: A Duty-Dance with Death)

Movies: Aliens, Primer, Brick, Downfall, Blood Simple

Shows: Deadwood, Metalocalypse, The Soup, House of Cards, and (of course) Game of Thrones

Music: Orbital, The Beatles, The Police, Green Day, Misfits, The Smiths, Kanye, and various Jazz stations on Pandora ("Bebop" is my current favorite).
Just starting to get into The Refused (apparently I'm like a decade behind the curve on this one).

Food: Sandwiches, Ethiopian, Pasta, Sushi, Capri-Sun, Teriyaki

Games: Fallout, Cards against Humanity, Settlers of Catan, Mass Effect, Hotline Miami
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some kind of pet (two big Maine Coon cats, currently)
The Google
A pocket-knife + flashlight within arms reach
My Nook eReader
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Biology: human physiology, animal behaviorism, ecology.

Space Stuffs: Spaaace! Who would win in a Rigel vs. Deneb supergiant throwdown? (PS- Rigel would, for sure.)

The tragicomedy that is most human social interaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One week it might be drinks at my place with friends, followed by a night on East 6th. Next Friday, it could be our bi-monthly analog game / board game night. The one after that might just be pizza and browsing Wikipedia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh, no, I can't I mean I don't want to make a big deal about it or anyth--I CAN MORPH INTO ANIMALS
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to explore the 360 bridge cliffs (native Austinite and never been)
-You want to jump on Xbox live for a game or three
-You want to host me for a day or two, next time I head to the PacNW.
-You can fluidly discuss pretty much any topic of which you possess both passion and understanding (so hot !)