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LukeLipski

35 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I write draw edit arrange restructure deconstruct resolve dance play meet greet connect love forgive win surprise devise lead-astray party live debate think invent create

I'm not particularly conventional, so if you want a tie wearing, FHM reading, sports car aspiring football fan, then I've got a few mates for you instead.

People tell me they admire my confidence I say it's not confidence it's just a desire to take a chance.

I am great at finding solutions to most things except how to have matching socks and pretty good at cutting through the crap and seeing things for what they are.
I love people who can do the same to me and shatter my delusions.

WHAT INTERNET QUIZZES SAY ABOUT ME: I am a Spontaneous Realist who is probably American and 70% likely to be a psychopath whilst being as middle class as Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the Online and Reviews Editor for a music magazine having quit my heinous office job in November. As of January we're going to have a little editorial team working round my house, it's going to be a bit like press gang, only less Dexter Fletcher and more music.
I am also in need of a mobile app developer for an amazing charity fundraising project...if that's you come get rich whilst making the world a better place with me.
Secretly I am also writing a compendium of short stories...shhh
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the inventor of such life changing items as the after dinner chin rest, the smoke detecting toaster, the bottom dispensing wash basket and the back door sweeping ramp....these babies have JML written all over them
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well sometimes my jumper, I am a bit like the Giles Brandreth of Hackney sometimes, but the jumper does not maketh the man...I am more than a pattern of brightly coloured wool dammit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
Michael Moocock, Iain Banks (RIP), Palahniuk, Bukowski, Plath, Hesse (not Siddhartha), Asimov, Wilde, Vonnegut, Huxley, Orwell, Burroughs...more more more
MOVIES:
Excalibur, Krull, Jason & The Argonauts, Alien, Aliens, Prometheus, Critters, Gremlins, The Goonies, Labyrinth, Adventures in Babysitting, The Host, Fish Story, The Dark Crystal, Mad Max, Knight Riders, Trainspotting, Buffalo 66, Caravan of Courage...I love movies this is going to take forever.
SHOWS:
Regular Show, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Firefly, Walking Dead, Louie, Hannibal, Pointless
MUSIC:
Just reviewed 80 bands to watch out for in 2014...this is probably one to talk about face to face if we must...putting on a music festival in Jan...so come to that
FOOD:
Not big on hot liquids at all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet connection
London
My ability to argue
My confidence
Spontaneity
Change
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New people I meet, romances both brief and long; deep and casual, my next invention, how to turn lead into gold.

Why animals don't dance when they hear music.

That if Pi is infinite then it potentially contains the code for the entire universe, and if it contains the universe, Pi is therefore bigger than the universe. If you divide the circumference of a circle by its diameter you have the secret to life and all alternate possibilities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking cheap drinks round mine before going out to watch a band...hitting the dance-floor....meeting as many new people as possible and ending up at someone's house party sharing my bottle of JD.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got on MTV in a segment called hair crimes, street lamps turn off when I approach on nights when something special and life changing is going to happen, I got barred from a members club for riding a lioness, fell in love the day the twin towers collapsed, got chased down the street by a bunch of Turkish restauranteurs for seeming to try and con them, fell in love upon a balcony on a house we'd broken into, lost my virginity in my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's bed whilst he played cards in the room next door, robbed a bank, made my art teacher cry and I dream about the big romances in my life before I get in a relationship with them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We have stuff in common but your world colliding with mine will bring me new experiences and knowledge.
You're problematic but good-hearted, dark and damaged but shine brightly, wreckless but you mean well, wild and spontaneous but reliable.
You could be my muse.
You're an enigma for me to unlock
I have a thing for tomboys...weird I know