Be excellent to each other.

You could read this if you wanted to get an idea of the type of person I am: http://lukerobot.tumblr.com/post/37971085129/a-resolution-for-2013

I work and live in Center City. I regularly perform and teach improv, which means I think I am funnier than I actually am. By day, I am a records clerk at a law firm. It is something I have no interest in, but it affords me my current, barely-keeping-my-head-above-the-water lifestyle while I try to figure out my destined career. I am very laid back and rarely take things seriously (that includes this profile). I am the most positive person you will ever meet.

Karaoke.

Running. I'm actually not good at it, but I am much better at it than I was for most of my life. This year will be my 4th Broad Street Run. I am now super into those obstacle race courses. I did a zombie obstacle course 5k recently which was tons of fun, but I didn't survive so I am a zombie now. Sorry if you aren't into that. I am signed up for Tough Mudder this June. It will be my first and I am excited and terrified.

I just completed my first Insanity circuit. Shawn T and I are very good friends, he just doesn't know about it.

Self deprecating humor. Being awkward in social situations. Turning serious conversations into joke fests.

I went into a gas station to pay the attendant and while I was in there, I bought a lottery ticket. The attendant asked to see my I.D. I presented it to him and he looked back and forth from the I.D. to my face several times. He finally said, "You look so cute! So, so cute! In your face, you are so cute!"

So I've got that going for me.

UPDATE:
Here is a recent exchange I had with a kind elderly woman who works at the DMV.

DMV Lady: Can I have your old license please?
*I had her my old license*
DMV Lady: Luke, you've lost weight.
Me: I HAVE lost weight!
DMV Lady: How'd you do it?
Me: Just counting calories, that is the magic solution.
DMV Lady: Amen, sister!
*I laugh way too loud for a public space. She takes my new picture.*
DMV Lady: Sign right here for your old license.
*I begin signing the list.*
DMV Lady: And you're smart; you're left-handed.
Me: I AM SMART!
DMV Lady: I bet ladies are just lining up for you.

Moral: I remind old ladies of their grandsons.

I could list 1,000 movies here, but it would mean nothing. I am just obsessed with film. Most of the time I gravitate to movies with a lot of blood, special effects (practical, not CGI), violence, spaceships, dark shadows, femme fatales, and subtitles. If there is a guy in a rubber suit or a slow-motion gun fight, I will definitely watch it.

I'd be content with reading strictly Vonnegut for the rest of my life. Couple other favorites: A Clockwork Orange, A Confederacy of Dunces, Stranger in a Strange Land, Philip K. Dick, Isaac Asimov. I also love reading about film/tv history and media critiques.

I try to eat all my food in taco form. I recently made hot dog tacos.

I don't listen to any radio music. Heavy metal obsessed.

Outside of the obvious basic necessities for life:

Family
Pen and paper
Library
iPod
A computer

Robots and zombies.
Jokes.
My Netflix queue.
Getting to New York City on the cheap/moving there forever.

Usually, I am performing improv or seeing an improv show. I've also been known to hole myself up in my apartment, avoiding all human contact. What am I doing in there? Nobody knows!!!

Don't drink, don't smoke. This is kind of a big part of my life. I'm not an alcoholic nor is it some religious observance. I was just tired of it all. I'm not an asshole about it though. If you drink, it is fine by me, as long as your aren't destructive towards other people. Just know I won't be super excited to escort you to your favorite watering hole for a couple bowls of loud-mouth soup. Unless there is karaoke.

I plan my walking routes around the city on where I can most easily buy candy.

I find this online dating thing equal parts frustrating and nerve-wracking. I am also not comfortable with trying to "sell myself" as a suitable date/boyfriend.

If you need a running partner (I'm slow) or you are a fellow movie addict, I'm your person. I love getting new movie suggestions and turning people on to things they haven't seen before. If the idea of an all-day/night movie marathon sounds like an ideal way to spend a Saturday, we should talk. I went to Exhumed Films 24 Hour Horror Festival last year and it was a highlight of my year.

If you like to laugh and be silly all the time, I'm pretty awesome to be around.