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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 26, 2014
Asian, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Seeing Someone
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Other and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All evidence suggests that I am a fictional character. I have a tendency to attract weird stories, elaborate games, bizarre animal facts, and surprising people. You are probably one of those people, or else a bizarre animal. In the latter case, how did you learn to use a computer? Why can you read? Please message me to explain.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm cobbling together disparate scraps of education in an attempt to create academic disciplines which don't exist yet, but really ought to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rhyming things, retaining miscellaneous facts about people, tolerating pain, getting babies to stop crying, dancing, making friends on trains
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mumbo Jumbo by Ishmael Reed. Princess Mononoke. Jeeves & Wooster. Deltron 3030. Lasagna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A game I can play with strangers without any preparation. Four meters of rope. A notebook and a pen. A sharp knife. A mental soundtrack to whatever is going on right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
invertebrates, small-unit tactics, really interesting imaginary people I would like to meet, what I'm going to wear today, comic books
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at some martial arts class or other
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never met someone who has more stuffed animals than I have.
You should message me if
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You should just message me. I like messages.