Mom. Wife.

I'm awesome and hilarious (I think, haha).

My sarcasm doesn't always translate well through text so almost everything I say is followed by a smiley face. Just assume that 90% of the time whatever is coming out of my mouth is a joke.

I'm a girly-girl. Heels and dresses, the whole nine yards. Don't get me wrong, I'd hike a mountain or go on a crazy bike adventure but I'd look pretty fancy doing it.

Not having basic grammar skills is kind of a deal breaker! I'm not a total Nazi about it but the whole "you're/your" and "their/there/they're" mix ups drive me bananas! I consider myself fairly intelligent...although my brain cells seem to be on strike after this baby.

I'm a (legit) massage therapist and love it.

I'd consider myself to be pretty liberal. I don't expect everyone to agree with me on my views but I do expect people to respect them.

If you don't approve of gay marriage and aren't pro adoption by gay parents then don't even bother messaging me.

I have two kids so mom friends are a plus. :D My girls are 2 years and 4 months.

Sometimes I take forever to respond. Sorry!

Parenting, loving and playing.

Making awkward situations either even more awkward or completely bearable, depending on your sense of humor.

My shoes, probably. Or the gorgeous daughters on my hips.

Favorite foods...chocolate, green olives, and artichokes. Oh, and wine!

Books...lately it's parenting books. Before that I was on a self help kick. Of course, I also love history and fiction. It kind of just depends on the mood I'm in and how much time I have at the moment. One book that I could read over and over is Dogs of Babel.

Shows...We're currently watching Breaking Bad and we did watch Supernatural religiously until I started school. I love forensic shows (the Investigation Discovery channel is usually on in the background of whatever I'm doing) and my Netflix queue is full of documentaries.

Music...I love the oldies! Late 40s-60s were golden. <3

My family
Shoes
Books
Chocolate
My animals
Mountains

I think a lot about things that I and my family can do to get out of the house; things that will keep my daughter engaged; what's for dinner (I loathe cooking); things that I should/shouldn't have said.

On a typical Friday night...it varies. Probably catching a movie in the park or having a bbq. Or going to bed at eight since I like to get Bountiful Baskets and they come so early in Salt Lake County!

I'm a *really big* sucker for a well groomed beard.

·you're a positive person
·you like to laugh
·you can have fun almost anywhere
·you want to go out for the occasional drink or burlesque show