Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome and hilarious (I think, haha).
My sarcasm doesn't always translate well through text so almost
everything I say is followed by a smiley face. Just assume that 90%
of the time whatever is coming out of my mouth is a joke.
I'm a girly-girl. Don't get me wrong, I'd hike a mountain or go on
a crazy bike adventure but I'd look pretty fancy doing it.
Not having basic grammar skills is kind of a deal breaker. I'm not
a total Nazi about it but the whole "you're/your" and
"their/there/they're" mix ups drive me bananas!
I consider myself fairly intelligent...although my brain cells seem
to be on strike this pregnancy...
I'm a (legit) massage therapist and love it.
I'd consider myself to be pretty liberal. I don't expect everyone
to agree with me on my views but I do expect people to respect
If you don't approve of gay marriage and aren't pro adoption by gay
parents then please don't bother messaging me.
I have three daughters so mom friends are a plus. :D My girls are 4
& 1 and my smallest one was born May 9th.
Sometimes I take forever to respond. Sorry!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Parenting, loving and playing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making awkward situations either even more awkward or completely
bearable, depending on your sense of humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My shoes, probably. Or the gorgeous daughters on my hips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite foods...chocolate, green olives, and artichokes. Oh, and
Books...lately it's parenting books. Before that I was on a self
help kick. Of course, I also love history and fiction. It kind of
just depends on the mood I'm in and how much time I have at the
moment. One book that I could read over and over is Dogs of
Shows...We watched Supernatural religiously until I started school.
I love forensic shows (the Investigation Discovery channel is
usually on in the background of whatever I'm doing) and my Netflix
queue is full of documentaries.
Music...I love the oldies! Late 40s-60s were golden. <3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about things that I and my family can do to get out
of the house; things that will keep my daughters engaged; what's
for dinner (I loathe cooking); things that I should/shouldn't have
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with my babies or going out with the girls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a *really big* sucker for a well groomed beard.
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
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·you're a positive person
·you like to laugh
·you can have fun almost anywhere
·you want to go out for the occasional drink or burlesque show
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