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LumberTom

29 M Wales, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm here to make connections with other humans in whatever way unfolds. And I don't mean connections as in networking or important business, briefcase-carrying types, or a person to score drugs from. I mean, dare I say it, spiritual connections. No that sounds a bit icky, emotional or psychological connections. Oh you know what I mean. Clicks! Connections! Friends to arse around with or maybe more.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with wood - either crafting or chopping, amongst other things.
I’m really good at
Being an idiot. Making stupid jokes. Cheering people up. Verbal assault. Rolling a cigarette in extreme conditions. Some say photography.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bit shy in real life but people say I'm easy to talk to. I'm quite empathic so can relate to most people in one way or another. I often get compliments on what nice eyelashes I have, which is a bit weird but better than no compliment at all.

Oh what the heck, people notice that I'm withdrawn and awkward and full of disgust.

(but also smiley and laughing a lot)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like some Sci-Fi, autobiographies, Chuck Palahniuk, and am currently working my way through the Discworld.

Films: I like most things but am not so into Horror anymore, though I loved it in the 80's/90's. Enjoy films from around the world... um... Bladerunner, 2001, Stalker, David Lynch, Belleville Rendez-vous, Solaris, Tetsuo, Akira, Dog Days, A short Film ABout Killing, Straw Dogs, Seven Samurai, Dancer in the Dark, Wayne's World... I like arty stuff as well as trashy stuff.

TV: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Alan Partridge, Red Dwarf, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, X-Files, Look Around You, Arrested Development.
I like documentaries about animals, and space. Space is fucking awesome. Planets and shit.
I like some Anime too as long as it's not over the top shouty mecha power level over 9000 shit. It has to have good atmosphere... my favourite at the moment is Mushi-shi.

Music: Placebo, Aphex Twin, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Jefferson Airplane, Bjork, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Neil Young, Velvet Underground, Autechre, Radiohead, Drum and Bass, 60's 70's 80's 90's. 90's bands were great. I don't listen to it much anymore but like some Hip-Hop too. Wu-Tang, Gangstarr, Common... again 90's stuff.
The six things I could never do without
music
an escape route
logging off
meat
beer
my ass
I spend a lot of time thinking about
boobs
weird shit
stupid stuff
offing myself
photography
how fucking awful we are as a species

Vanilla is actually a really great flavour. Why must the BDSM community give it such a bad rep?

When on this website, I think about what a disgusting game it all is. A catalogue of humans, window shopping each other. I know there are exceptions to the rules, but it always irks me how many girls say in their profiles that messages such as "hi" and "how r u" wont ever get a response. So you take the time out of your day to read their shit and start up a conversation with them, only to be ignored. Is it any wonder these idiot, desperate guys run scripts that messages 1000 girls with the same generic message? I mean really, if people are going to ignore the messages that do have some substance behind them, then what's the point at all?
Then it makes me wonder if I'm just sooo ugly that I'm not worthy of a reply. Haha, eww, self-doubt! Definite red flag there huh. Move on to the next profile then. It's as easy and disposable as that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being stupid on the internet, or watching a film with a couple of beers. Sometimes go out to the local pub or club, but that's not exactly typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Aliens gave my cat a beard.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-You like anything I've written here, or if you just feel like it
-We match highest on enemy % and want to fight to the death
-You like sarcasm, beards and making fun of things