I'm 30, married, have a 10 year old daughter and one on the way, 2 puppies, and 1 rat.

I am a chaote. What, you may ask, is a chaote? Good question! I'll answer it for you... maybe. If you're nice. Or naughty. Either way... Okay, okay! A chaote, or Chaos Mage, is someone who's learned to work with EVERYTHING, and that EVERYTHING works. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. There is no one way, there are all ways, and all ways work the same. Just because the tools are different doesn't mean the outcome will be. Intent is everything. And so on. You get the idea. At least, you should. If you don't, I suggest you read Liber Null.

I used to dance. I don't anymore. At least, not the kind I did when I was a kid. Oh, but I was terriffic. Jazz, some tap. Improv. It was great, great fun. Oh, and let's not forget the martial arts. I was a highly skilled martial artist. But of course, all that came crashing down with my back injury, and then my knee injury. Now, I'm barely mobile, with dreams of what once was. Okay, maybe not, because I'm quite fond of life as it is now, but that little extra I had when I was a kid would be more than welcome (as it would most people, I imagine). But for now, I'm content to live as I am.

I'm a realist and a cynic (bet you'd never have guessed that, huh?), but I also know when good things are happening... And my friends, good things are happening! Remember that. It could always be worse. If you don't want to acknowledge that, just remember - it could be snowing... inside your house. Yeah... Think on that for awhile. Leaky pipe? At least it's not snowing... inside your house. Car broke down? At least it's not snowing... inside your house. Or, you might try the "in my pants" approach. That works too. I'd be scared if it was snowing in my pants. NOTHING is that bad.

I really hate being a leader, but I love being in charge. I know, kinda screwy isn't it? I'd rather be in charge from behind the scenes. I'm probably, at some point, going to set up a cooperative spiritual education group (I have many people who are interested in such a thing), but I'd let people be in charge of their own projects. I don't believe in micromanagement. Sound like fun? Any takers? Anyone?

Other than that, let's see. I'm a momma, that's kind of a big deal, right? Oh, and I spend a lot of time arguing with people over things that are completely inane and pointless. And we're makin more babies. Yaay for babies!

I sketch a lot. I started sketching a few months ago and was terrible, other than the wicked-awesome-cool abstract lines-and-curves random designs I make. Over the past month I've improved by leaps and bounds, and can now sketch people from photos (well, people's faces), and am working on the human form. So far I can only draw chiqs because they're much softer and easier than guys, and I can't really do clothes yet at all. I know, I've tried. The clothing is elusive. So only naked people. Nude. Sans covering. In the buff. You know.... NEKKID!

I am a gamer. Not video games so much, although there are several I've watched on YouTube (yeah yeah) because I thoroughly enjoy the story. But no, mostly it's tabletop gaming. Yes, I'm a D&D nerd. It does go further than that; I also enjoy Call of Cthulhu, In Namine, Cyberpunk, and other games of those natures. And I'm damn good at it, when I'm not being all cheesy. *snort*

Being random. Well, sometimes. Other times I'm about as normal as they come. Whoever the hell they is. Let's see... I'm really good at being a mommy. Mostly. And singing. I'm so very proud of my voice. It's an awesome voice. I'm also really good at counting sheep, playing board games, and typing. I'm also really good at Magic: The Gathering, and GMing certain games, like Cyberpunk and D&D. (ubergeek to the rescue?)

All my friends come to me for advice, and then leave disappointed. Why? Because I'm also really good at telling people exactly what they don't want to hear. I don't like to sugar coat things. Generally.

I like brackets.

I'm a fat girl with biiiiig tatas.

Then the personality hits.

When I open my mouth people don't notice the fat anymore (but they probably still notice the tatas). They usually notice how much I love to talk. About anything. Though usually topics change rather abruptly and with no warning.

That's about it I guess.

In no particular order -

Books - I'm going to list authors here, because I cannot possibly single out favourite books from said authors. -- Michio Kaku (big name physicist, you've probably seen him on various Discovery Science shows), Dean Koontz, Mercedes Lackey, Neil Gaiman (is the MAN), Tanith Lee, Piers Anthony, Lawrence Sanders, Starhawk, Kurt Vonnegut, John Saul, JK Rawling (yep, I'm a HP dork), and many manga writers and artists. Oh, there are more authors than that, I assure you.

Movies - A lengthy list, abbreviated. -- Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Practical Magic, The Craft (yes, I am a dork), The Crow, Hackers, Fight Club, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within (should have been called Final Sci-Fi, still a good movie though) FFVII: Advent Children (SWOON), and nearly anything with Vincent Price no matter how bad it was, Transformers and Transformers 2, Dogma; oh my, how much more is there to add to this list?

Music - Again, an abbreviated list. -- Evanescence, Coheed & Cambria, Nightwish, System of a Down, E Nomine, Luna Sea, High and Mighty Color, Type O Negative, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Within Temptation, Tori Amos, 30 Seconds to Mars, Moby, Prodigy, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Disturbed, TOOL, NIN, Korn, Creature Feature, Calabrese, Danzig, I think you get the idea.

Food - Well, my tastes in food aren't really very refined. I like sushi and sashimi, tacos, hot wings (BUFFALO, BBQ can suck my dick), americanized chinese, thai, greek, japanese, and a good old fashioned steak, well marbled, rare.

My family, my friends, my puppies, Hagen-Daas Five Mint ice cream, my left sneaker, and a big trash bag full of old cheese.

The universe, theoretical physics, how to write a spell to make Miley Cyrus' nose fall off, and other little tidbits of randomness that don't actually mean anything. Most of my thoughts are completely pointless (but for some reason, there are a TON of pointless thoughts in my head ALL THE TIME).

Probably having sex or looking at porn (I don't really party).

I wear my underwear backwards.

Not really, but still.

I'm really really anal about the STUPIDEST things. What things? That's for you to figure out for yourself.

You know the difference between:

your and you're,

there, their and they're,

and to, too and two.

You're smart. I like smart people. No, it's true! I prefer to have the company of people as intelligent as myself. Now, this profile doesn't adequately showcase my complete and utter genius, but ask any one of my friends, they'll tell you - I'm a nutter! There's a fine line between genius and insanity, and I've probably crossed it, but that's ok. At least I *found* the line, that's far more than most can claim! Right? ...

Umm. OH... I almost forgot, there's on more thing. I'd like to meet some dead people. Just to see what they have to say about being dead. So if you know any, please, refer them to me! Or if you ARE, that's even better. You should definitely message me if you're dead.