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26 Brecksville, OH Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 3, 2014
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
My self-summary
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I am a scientology/bathtub birth and I've been a non-religious, neat freak ever since.

I love drumming and photography. Philosophy as well, yet it's hard to bring myself to read.

What I'm currently good at doing is being honest, with myself, and with other people as well. It scares people off, but I'm not a scary person. What I believe is that people are more afraid of honesty in general, as opposed to what the content is. That's a suburb for you.

Most of the stuff that comes out of my mouth, I'd say about 80%, is absolute nonsensical shit. But that's because I like to joke around.

Try saying, out loud, the phrase, "Mikita Mikita ate a Chaquita!" five times fast. My sister came up with that.

I can be serious as well.

I quit smoking but I buy scratchers now so, financially, it's a wash. But my lungs and I are friends again. All three of 'em.

Reading people is easier than reading a traffic sign for me.

I'm a very good listener.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've taken some time off of school, but will be going back to school at Cleveland State in the fall to finish my B.A. in psychology. So, obviously, I don't want to be a "good" psychologist. Fuck it.

Currently, I'm working a lot and also living off of the money I received from selling my left kidney. Hopefully I won't have to sell the right one in the future, and that's mainly because I'm too lazy to write a will.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Integrating abstract concepts into everyday life and circumstances. Also, reading people and comparing their actions with their words to find out how they truly operate. Drumming. Photography.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty tall, 6' 5", and thin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Haven't read much lately, but, some of my favorite books are: Stumbling on Happiness, Age of Propaganda, Catcher in the Rye, The Stranger, psychology shit.

I guess the Plague was okay, but I really do like Camu. And Peter Singer. Chuck Palahniuk is a hipster, wanna-be Bukowski. Then again, C.P. gets shit published, so who the hell am I to criticize? I just don't like his work. It's fake. Either way, tell him to go find himself for me. 51 years old and you can't be honest with yourself?

To be fair, the first chapter of Fight Club was amazing. The rest is unreadable. Confusing only the for the sake of being confusing.

Movies: Fight Club (D.F. made that pile of shit into something great), Blue Valentine, Requiem for a Dream, Tommy Boy, Fargo, your home videos. Nice teddy bear, by the way. It smells like my niece.

Food: Steak, read meat, tuna with extra mercury, Caesar Beatro, Fancy Feast, your aunt's cooking

Music has always been my main passion......some favorites: Circa Survive, The Used, As Tall As Lions, Brand New, Underoath.

I'm just starting to get into Dir En Grey as well. They're sick.

Shows: LOST, Jon Stewart, Colbert, Tosh.0, Jeselnik Offensive, The View.

No cable anymore, so I kissed that shit goodbye. I have to fucking torrent "The Devil Wears Nada" just to get my fix, ya know? Not porn wise. I just like the script and camera work. Character development was a bit ummmmmmmmumumumumumumum.....not good?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Forget this topic, I'm turning this train around.

The six things I hate, in a strict, yet heavily sarcastic, order:

1. Arrogance
2. Bigotry
3. My shower getting moldy. Fuck that shit, right? Ahermherm!
4. Racism
5. Dane Cook
6. All 3 of my bosses

I would really like a Norfolk puppy someday! Put that shit on your Christmas list! :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. What motivates people. How people misremember things/the accuracy of our memories. How our perceptions shape the world we live in.

Dude where's Jesus when you need him? Seriously, his remains have yet to be found.

Sometimes when I close my eyes I feel like I perceive, but don't literally see, wavy lines. Like a mental body of water moving about. It's a fun sensation to have, and on top of that, I do not do, nor will ever do, drugs. Woo for D.A.R.E. "Crack will break your wallet and your back!"

I just like to suffocate myself with a plastic bag instead and have my 7th grade friend punch me in the head rofllolololomfgwtf
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding a new, unique way to "piss off." Rock Hopping is fun as long as there is a body of water.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a father, as long as the first trimester counts. And it always does, urmIroight?!
You should message me if
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If you're fucking insane. Or a normal functioning sociopath. I want to meet one someday because I've read about them. They seem scary as shit and I love to be scared shitless.


If you want to hear a story!

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